Cassandra

Rantings of an overqualified underacheiv
2003-02-19 00:23:17 (UTC)

Dorm Sex

So... these are my feelings on college life...
Basically... IT SUCKS!!! Ok... anyone who ever said that
these are the best years of your life obviously didnt live
on campus. Last night, my roommate turned off the lights
at 10 o'clock when I was attempting to study, soon after I
went in to finish my laundry and SOMEONE had decided to
take my "delicates" out of the washer they were in and when
I went in to check on them AFTER starting the washer again,
I caught the guy picking through my underware claiming that
he had lost a sock and just MAYBE it was in with my silky
unmentionables. Aint life grand. This morning wasn't any
different, I was woken up at some unknown hour by someone
(not me, just so you know) having sex. No... They weren't
going at it in my room, it was one of the rooms that
attatches to mine... I've succesfully ruled out the girls
on the left, but the girl on the right and the girls above
us are still on the list... NO They likely WEREN'T having
sex with each other, so get your head outta the gutter...
Either way, it was a constant boingo for what seemed to
last for an eternity! Just when I thought it was done, it
would start up again... It's almost impossible to sleep in
that situation. Only cause WHAT CAN YOU SAY! It's such an
embarrasing situation to deal with. I mean, what do you
say?!? OK... so... "Never do that when I am next door
again!" is still on the list. My other option is just to
talk about it REAL loud in the hallway until everyone in
the building knows that someone likes it rough. Yeah, I
figure that should scar someone for life. I know it would
work for me if this was the situation I was in.
THANKFULLY, I'm not. Well... who knows... I turned all
those situations around and the situation with the "Rough
Rider" has great potential for comic relief. Maybe all
this could be used for my benefit in the longrun... Then
again, maybe not. Much Love!~C




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