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2003-02-18 11:10:03 (UTC)

Fuck me sideways in my new pink dress

first off...HI EVERYBODY!!! im all on a writers high right
now because i just finished writing a really funny (omg im
so funny!) message to alex (omg you better find it funny
alex!)...k now on to me...

cough cough

well first and foremost i wore a pink dress tonight and a
blond wig...that is all for the day...

ok no i wouldn't leave it there come on you guys you know
me better than that! like geez louise where's my fucking
pickle juice so i can rub it on my crotch? speaking of
crotches...i've learned and cherished this piece of 21st
century medical marvel factoid for almost 6 hours
now...the factoid will now be represented in capital
letters to show you exactly how happy i am...

USING BETAMETHAZONE 0.05% STEROID TOPICAL CREAM ON MY
FORESKIN FOR THREE TIMES A DAY FOR TWO MONTHS WILL
EVENTUALLY LOOSEN MY FORESKIN SO I CAN HAVE A FULL
RETRACTABLE FORESKIN THAT WILL SHOW MY PENIS HEAD!!!

cough

isn't that wonderful news? ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh i told alex
that now i can have rough fucking bathroom animals in
dirty heat sex with hot guys (tyrone if your out there
call me!) and not be worried that i'll have to say "like,
omg, your gonna be so mad at me, but my foreskin ripped
off my dick because it was too tight and now its stuck in
your ass, like omg i don't know what happened, im so
sorry"...hahhaha...shit you guys regular foreskin has
always been a goal of mine since i was a little
girl...oops did i say girl i meant boy...ive always
dreamed of having a retractable foreskin so i don't get
smegma buildup and now im gonna have it...and i was
thinking tonight that this only happens to 1% of the male
population...only 1% fucking percent...of course im in the
1% category...jesus christ of a foreskin what the fuck is
that? knowing my luck...my attempts at future anal sex
are gonna be impossible...im gonna be like "omg, you guys,
your gonna be so mad at me, but like i totally tried to
fit a dick in my ass and i can't because it won't even
accept a pin its so damn tight, like im so sorry"...oh
yeah for sure that's going to happen...tight dick, tight
ass...that sounds appealing actually but in the way i mean
it isn't...tight abs on the otherhand something i DO want
i don't have that...pfft why would i have tight abs when i
could have tight foreskin and ass? like omg they're my
best friends! omg school in two hours...maybe i should
jerk off again...i need some tea now...

um so me and alex and natalie wore the pink dress
tonight...i love us like so much...like i could only do
that with you two...and maybe aldirto and josefine...oh
and ray would totally do that too like who are we
kidding...but that's it...you guys i love you all (not as
much as i love me and my tight foreskin) but still
alot...i think we all deserve boyfriends who are hot and
smart like dave from fucking survivor...GOD that rocket
scientist can totally rocket my ass hes so hot...ok wow
semihardon but still with damn fucking
foreskin...hahaha...that telenovelas homemade soap opera
we made tonight was classic...like omg you guys were so
fucking smart like we totally ate our brains, like we
totally ate them, they're our best friends! k im feeling
much better now...i wish i had a million dollars so i
could buy a big huge giant olympic sized pool and have
kraft fill it with super crunchy chunky peanut butter and
i could dive in it and swim in it and eat it when i wanted
it...then when i got out of my peanut butter pool i'd have
two hot not so buff but just right guys (one british, one
french and greek mixed) who would totally rub me down with
hot water and massage every part of my body then let me
fuck them really hard...like you guys that would be so
much fun...i think im gay...hmm mmm yup im totally gay...k
im outty like john goodmans belly button...

peace and love and colin farrells naked (just for you
alexis)

renzo

p.s. um if anyone can help me deal with my serious
psychological problems then please do thanks...and and ooh
ooh ooh tape 24 for me tomorrow!!!
mmmmmmmm kiefer argrarghrghreghrg


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