Dala

Dala
2003-02-18 02:15:41 (UTC)

Yay for Writing

Am in extreme writey mood. Fully intend to finish the
Valentine's fic, find a title, start that R/Hr ficlet, and
try to recapture the extreme hurt/comfort H/D that
I "typed" out at work. Ambition!

To inspire self, will post small funny bit of Valentine's
fic.

~
Draco decided to enter into this particular battle armed to
kill. He grabbed a banana from the basket next to the
toaster and shuffled into the den.
Ron and Hermione were perched on the larger couch,
while Harry had taken the loveseat. In the three years he
and Draco had shared this apartment, the seating
arrangements had always the same. Draco settled down in his
customary place next to Harry and, after handing him his
somewhat wrinkled sweater, started to peel the banana very
slowly.
“Hello, Draco,” said Hermione, sounding a bit
rattled. “As I was just telling Harry, I’m sorry that we’re
so early but I simply had to get out of the house.”
“What was it this time?” Draco asked.
Ron was eyeing Draco’s banana with an expression of
mistrust, clearly thinking that Draco intended to do
something nasty with it. “It was the cupboard. She saw a
mouse in the cupboard.”
Hermione shuddered and placed a hand on her
belly. “Horrid little things. I wish Crookshanks was still
around to kill them.”
“You wouldn’t let *me* kill it,” Ron reminded his
wife, rolling his eyes at her and effectively taking them
off Draco, who began to eat the banana.
When Ron looked back over he went very pale. Harry
glanced at Draco, who returned his gaze with wide,
innocent, ‘What?’ eyes. Harry just sighed.
Ron looked away, then back at Draco, then away
again.
Hermione caught on and tutted at Draco. “Oh, quit
fellating that banana, would you. You’re only doing it to
be obnoxious.”
Draco took a big bite and swallowed with great
relish. “I don’t know *what* you are talking about.”
“Best to obey a pregnant woman, Draco, especially
when she’s Hermione,” said Harry with a trace of amusement
in his voice. “And do you really want to spend the night
before Valentine’s Day on the couch?”
Draco pouted, but quickly finished his banana in
the normal way, making suggestive eyes at Weasley the whole
time.
~

Hee! Yay for taunting Ron with phallic objects! Yay for
Hermione using the word "fellate!" Yay for self-
congratulation! :)




Ad: