nin137

Nick's Journal
2001-09-25 21:56:09 (UTC)

smoke detector and volvo

Oh Jesus Christ. What the....oh shit no, they're doing
that again? For the love of God do they really think
they'll get away with this AGAIN? Whoa, whoa, that's
right, blow the smoke away from me, phew, man it's really
starting to smell in here. Oh great....again? How do they
even have the coordination? Cough, cough, oh great, here I
go....BEEP BEEP BEEP BEEP. Whoa! Hey! stay the fuck away
from me! it's not my fault that I go off when there's too
much smoke around me! Hey get the fuck off the sink!
What? no, no don't come near me, stay away! Ouch, hey that
hurts, look just push the little button and I'll stop.
OWWWWW, OWWWW!!!!!!!!
- what happened last saturday, as told by the victim, our
smoke detector. it was lovingly dismantled, destroyed.
Its broken body laid at our feet, as we even went so low as
to make sure that it never "spoke" again. Room inspections
in two days.

- you have 5,000 grains of salt, let's call it a heap of
salt. you take one grain away....is it still a heap? of
course, now do it 4,998 more times, when does it stop being
a heap and turn into the one grain left?

- i miss my volvo so dearly. nothing like the good old 5
second delay rule....as long as a light has only been red
for 5 seconds its still safe to plow through. sure the car
had shitty acceleration, but that only gave me more reason
to stay at 85 mph, because it woudl take me so long to get
back to that point. plus, the volvo had ass warmers!!!
come on i mean that's fucking awesome. nothing like a
flaming ass as you cruise down the streets of richmond.
anyhow, that volvo went to hell (oilville) and back. plus
me, melissa, and emily threw satan in the back. let's just
say that we got "lost" on the way back from kings dominion,
and satan wanted our souls. but he fucked with the wrong
1991 grey volvo station wagon. kinda hurts the resale value
when you have the prince of darkness's corpse in the back.
-----anyhow i miss that car a lot. i mean i could play tom
petty's "you wreck me" all i wanted and it didn't jinx the
good old volvo. :-) now that's a CAR. fuck your porsches,
shelbys, ferraries....blah blah blah. i know shit about
cars, but i know that mine was a streak of lighting....a
grey 1991 streak of lightning.




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