SgtFlaman

Payday!

Another 2 weeks have gone by, but the much awaited Payday
has finally arrived. Although I haven't worked as much this
pay period as I have the last few, I still think I'll be
getting a relatively high paycheck. As such, I'm going to
flip through the phone book, pick out random numbers, and
take out the first single female that is close to my age
who accepts.

If nobody accepts, I'll probably just go spend it all for
myself like I usually do. Why save money for dates when
you've got nobody to go on dates with?