SmallvillePunk

GUARANTEED TO JACK YOU UP
2003-02-14 05:52:49 (UTC)

What happens in a town called Smallville

HAHAHA. today i took a bio test...and i got 75% on it, yet
it was the lowest grade in the class...damn fucker. i guess
a C is considered bad when it's an honors class...seriously
i still have yet to get an A in an honors class, i think
next year i will take all CP cuz those damn honors classes
are fucking up my GPA. anyways i took my lord of the flies
quiz also today...i guess i did okay on it, but i don't
know. art class was fun...finished my pinch pot and started
my coil pot...yay. ericka got our tickets for daredevil
today...yay. ONLY 2 MORE FUCKING DAYS TIL THE ELIJAHTHON!!!
wheeeee. can't wait. i went to track today...go me! omg, i
am so fucking lucky because this year the qualifying times
are soo much slower than last year which is good cuz i've
only gone to 10 practices in like a month...hahaha...can
you say, "slacker"? for the 800 (half a mile) it is 3:30
minutes and for the 1600 (one mile) it is 7:30 min. those
are so fucking easy. dude last year the times were 3:00 for
the 800 and 6:48 for the mile. i think i qualified for the
800 with 2:58. hehehe. dude i can run the new times with no
shit! i am happy now because i feel as if i'm gonna make it
for sure...and if i don't that is sad cuz i made it last
year. i went to a "is your teen having sex" meeting tonight
cuz it was extra credit...i found out that the Virgin Mary
had Jesus when she was 13...and people are outraged with
adolescent sex nowadays??? yeah anyway twas fun. ooh i had
a good lunch today!! okay there was an "OH" war going on.
we always have them...where the freshmen will go "OHHHHHH"
and then we respond with "OHHHH" and then anyway after
about a few attacks of "ohs" this guy was like "shut up"
and then camille was like, "no you" and i shouted at
him "why don't you shut up" and he said, "you wanna fight"
and i was like "bring it on" and then we started cracking
up cuz it was funny and even if i did try to attack him, he
is a foot taller than me plus it would've been broken up in
2 seconds by the campus securtiy people...that's what
happens when you live in a small town like smallville. then
mr. heard, our stupid assistan principal told camille we
shouldn't make noise...okay. we have freedom of speech mr.
heard. i heard you mr. heard. mr. heard heard us...haha
bastard. then we pretended to pray to the elijandhi
philosophy and then me and ericka started singing "god must
hate me" by simple plan very offkey. it was fun. good
thursday but friday will be better...hahahaha. tomorrow is
valentine's day and i dont have a valentine, like i could
care less or more. i'm gonna play "my bloody valentine"
and "going away to college" cuz they have references to
valentines. oh after i took my test today in english i
stared at a picture of elijah wood for about 5 minutes and
i swear to god, his lips started moving...it was scary and
i think i'm gonna have nightmares now...but at least they
will have elijah in them.

keep your squirrels up,
jordan




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