1/2n1/2 The Coffee Creamer

Scribblings on The Public Bathroom Stall
2003-02-14 05:32:51 (UTC)

My dress got caught in the door...

Now that I think about it, yes, it was funny, but at the
time, I was humiliated.
This happened when I entered during the show for my teacher
scene.
This weird collar thing on my dress got caught in the door
and I tore part of it.
It made a loud rip noise, and I was mortified, but opened
the door, freed myself, and began my lines.
The cast was laughing onstage at me.
Ouch.
Anywho, yeah that sucked.
So did fortune telling, I like to fortune tell for people,
but there are some people *CoughGlennCough* that I don't
like to fortune tell for, or for that matter talk to.
That jerk was stickin' his nose into business that wasn't
his.
When Cleo was teasing me after the play about the dress
thing he started asking what we were discussing.
Cleo very sarcastically tol him that the two of us had just
had wild monkey sex in the backroom.
He seemed so sad to miss out.
That resulted in banter said very sarcastically about our
activites backstage.
Hey it scared him off, after initially turning him on.
*Shudders*
Other than that tonight was peachy, what w/ the audience
not being the best and all of our mistakes caught on camera.
I screw up again I kill myself.
Not really, but whatever.
*Sigh*
I really need some sleep...and I really need to do my
homework.
*Growls*
Off I go to study, and find music, and do math...
And I'm mad at Minshew for not letting me, Jeff or Sean
read.
Oh, highlights of day, I read my penguin poem *Re-edited in
my entry!* at the poetry slam, and thats what they want me
to read at the talent show, and I might also get to read
some other stuff.
Oh I feel special.
And i scared my mom w/ the penguin poem...most excellent.
In my english class Littrell said back in the day girls w/
short hair were considered "easy" which made me yell "oh
man!" really loud and made the class laugh at me.
In math I cut up my worksheet and gave it to my teacher.
He later told me to get my worksheet out and I said i gave
it to him as a gift.
He held a unmarked worksheet up and gave it to me, I said
it wasn't mine then picked up the paper w/ stars cut in it
and said "Here! Pretty! I did my worksheet!"
He got mad and gave me a new one, so I wrote a long
unreadable rant on it then collapsed on my desk, pasisng
out from tiredness and boredom.
That was my whole day.
Epic huh?
-1/2n1/2 The Coffee Creamer




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