Dala

Dala
2003-02-13 20:46:16 (UTC)

Least Favorite Songs

Least Favorite Songs Ever (That I Can Think of at the
Moment), In No Particular Order*:

1. "Baker Street," Gerry Rafferty. I HATE THAT FUCKING SAX
SOLO. I HATE IT BEYOND ALL REASON AND MEASURE. IT FUCKING
SUCKS ASS AND EVERYTIME I HEAR IT I START TO TWITCH. FUCK
GERRY RAFFERTY, FUCK HIM IN HIS STUPID ASS.

2. "Roxanne," The Police. I don't care what anyone says,
Sting sucks. I hate this song. I hate it a LOT.

3. Vanessa Carlton's cover of Dusty Springfield's "Wishin'
and Hopin'." "A Thousand Miles" and even "Ordinary Day" had
a certain charm, mostly based on the fact that the chick
can play piano, but she has the most obnoxious voice. All
nasal and thin, and she actually sings that way ON PURPOSE.
I don't get it.

4. "Kim," Eminem. God, do I ever not see the appeal of this
song. It scares the living shit out of me, both the song
itself and the fact that people actually consider this
entertainment.

5. Theme from "A Summer Place," whatever composer wrote it.
Shitty movie, extra-shitty music.

6. "I Want It That Way," the Backstreet Boys. The lyrics!
They contradict each other! ::cries:: WHY do people like
this crap?

7. "Last Kiss," Pearl Jam and the 50's/early 60's band that
wrote it. Sentimental schmaltzy drivel. I loathe it and I
don't understand why a. Pearl Jam would ever cover it or b.
the American public would eat it up like they did the
summer it was so popular.

8. Anything by Pink Floyd. I just. Don't. Like. Pink Floyd.
It's like fucking elevator music to me.

9. "Miami," U2. Come on, boys. "Miami, my mammy?" Bono,
what kind of crack were you on? I hate the fact that my
favorite band in all the world made this list, but I really
despise that song.

10. "I Wanna Be Bad," Willa Ford. Ooooh, she wants to be
BAD, like, SEXUALLY. Dirrrrty. Also, old and boring and you're
not sexy.

11. Anything by Bjork. I'm sorry, the woman canNOT sing.
She wore a fucking SWAN dress and she cannot sing. Her
music is irredeemably weird.

12. "Amazed," Wings. God. Paul, your solo career just
SUCKS. John and George had brilliant songs and albums. You
just had "Band on the Run," which is listenable but not
nearly enough to make up for all the rest of the crap
you've made.

13. "Gonna Getcha Good" (or whatever), Shania Twain. When
will people realize that all this pseudo-country pop crap
sounds the same?

14. "Rock the (da?) Boat," Aaliyah. I'm sorry, respect for
the dead and all that, and generally I enjoyed her music
all right. I just really disliked this song. Music sucks,
lyrics suck.

That's all for now. Will probably add more later if I can
remember any or recover the ire.

*excluding, of course, the general categories I despise on
principal like rap, boy bands/pop princesses, NEARLY ALL
country, rap/rock, etc. This is just for specific songs.




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