pollen makes me sneeze
tomorrow i'm going to dandenong with sandi because JOANNE
is going to be there. i am no big fan or anything, it's
just that i have nothing else to do. i have to go clean the
dunnies soon so dad will give me more money-- i want to buy
the "so damn fine" single there so she can sign it. i am no
big fan of that song either, come to think it, but oh well,
there you go.
here's another retarded e-mail i sent to lizzie:BOBBETH,
I AM GLAD CAMP WAS FINE BECAUSE MY WEEKEND WASN'T. I READ
THREE BOOK AND NOW I HAVE TO GO BACK TO THE LIBRARY BECAUSE
I AM BORED. I AM GLAD JOSEPH TREATED YOU WELL. I AM GLAD
YOU DIDN'T KILL ABIGAIL. BYGONES WILL NEVER BE BYGONES,
STUPID. HAVE YOU SEEN BILL POSTERS BY THE WAY? ARE YOU
STILL HUCCUPING? POOR MITE YOU ARE. I AM GLAD YOU THOUGHT
ABOUT ME BECAUSE I WAS THINKING ABOUT YOU AND ABIGAIL AND
BLOOD. I READ IN THE PAPER ABOUT MOHAMMED AND THEN I
LAUGHED. YOU MUST SPLIT HALF YOUR TATTSLOTTO WINNINGS WITH
ME. IF YOU WIN AGAIN WE CAN AFFORD A CAN OF BLACK AND GOLD
COLA AND STILL HAVE 10 CENTS LEFT OVER. I HAD A DREAM ABOUT
SHELLED PEES. I MEAN PEAS. HA HA HA. I CAN SPELL
MISSISSIPPI WITHOUT REPEATING ANY LETTERS TWICE.
MISSISSIPPI. SO THERE. HA HA. COVER YOUR PIMPLE SCARS WITH
MAKE UP. WHY WOULD I WANT TO GO TO A YFC MEMBERSHIP
MEETING? I WILL NOT CALL YOU UNTIL YOU GIVE ME YOUR
TATTSLOTTO TO PAY FOR THE PHONE CALL. I WILL NOT HAVE FUN
WITH SANDI @ STH LAND BECAUSE I DO NOT WANT TO GO.
PS. WHAT E-MAIL?
and her reply:
SORRY TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR WEEKEND. HOW WAS THOSE THREE BOOKS?
I WOULD GO LIBRARY IF I HAD A LIBRARY CARD.I CAN'T AFFORD
TO PAY 3 DOLLARS SOMETHING. I STILL THINK JOSEPH IS A
FAGETTE (HE'S A CHICKADEE...KEKEKE)
NOT FAGGOT.BYGONES MIGHT NOT BE BYGONES, BUT I AIN'T
STUPID, STUPID. I HAVEN'T SEEN BILL POSTERS, ONLY BULLETIN
BOARDS. MY HICCUPS ARE GONE, BUT THEY REALLY HURT WHEN I
HAD THEM. I WOKE UP WITH A SORE THROAT. I DON'T LIKE TO
THINK ABOUT ABIGAIL. BUT I THINK ABOUT YOU AND VANESSA AT
OUR OUTDOOR EDUCATION CAMP, AT LEAST YOUR IN MY TENT AND
NOT WITH HER. I READ IN THE PAPER THAT WAR AGAINST
TERRORISM WILL BE ON REAL SOON! DO YOU HAVE A BOMB SHELTER
READY? CAN I STAY WITH YOUR FAMILY THERE? IF I WIN SOME
MORE KENO I THINK I'LL BUT A BOMG SHELTER AND STOCK UP ON
BLACK AND GOLD SOFT DRINKS. I'M NOT SURE HOW MUCH CHANGE
I'LL HAVE, SO I MIGHT JUST CALL YOU INSTEAD. IS THAT
ALRIGHT OR WILL ASTRID'S FAN CLUB KEEP CALLING UP? OR WHAT
IF I CALL YOU THROUGHT HE BOB THE BUILDER FANCLUB HOTLINE?
DEAL? I THOUGHT YOU HAD A DREAM ABOUT SHAY AND NOT SHELLED
PEAS! I HAD A DREAM ABOUT CHOCOLATE COVERED PORK...A
DELICACY IN UKRAINE OR SOMETHING. STOP POPPING YOUR
PIMPLES. GROW YOUR HAIR AND THEN DYE IT THEN I'LL COVER MY
PIMPLE SCARS WITH MAKE UP. YOU DON'T HAVE TO GO YFC
MEETING. I'M NOT FORCING YOU.JUST STOP BLOODY
PROCRASTINATING AND GO STHLAND WITH SANDI...GET IT OVER AND
DONE WITH ALRIGHTS? WHY DON'T YOU INVEST IN SHARES, I HEAR
BLACK AND GOLD IS GOING UP THE MARKET BECAUSE TWO LOSERS
BOUGHT THEIR SOFT DRINK PRODUCTS!
ha ha ha. she's a riot isn't she? if i had a bomb shelter
and leave her outside. joking. i have this obsession with
the name bob. it has something to do with bob the builder.