kerb

my diary said it didn't want a name
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2003-02-13 00:59:10 (UTC)

you stole my fucking hamburger you prick.

now we've 'stablished the basic facts, i'd like to take
this hoppa2nité to introduce myself:

my name's kerb and my keyboard's delete key keeps getting
stuck and im having to type out everything i just wrote at
least two times and i'm going to sit on the floor, eat a
cumberland ring and make bombs out of toilet tubes.

i'm no where near stoned enough so if you'll excuse me, i'm
going to go skin up and listen to pink floyd.....

maaaaan.

-kerb

note to someone to remind me i left a note here: learn to
write about more subjects in an entry. you're pissing me
off because i keep having to read at least 3 different
pages to find 1 coherant paragraph about a sentance you
wrote the day before. ok?

ah great, now you're typing to yourself.

gotta admit though, the best orgasm i ever had was given to
me by my right hand.

audience: because no one except you will touch you.

kerb: oh yes they will

audience: oh no they wont.

... finished making that bomb by the way.

-kerb


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