L8nitelamarca

The Life and Times
2003-02-11 05:19:27 (UTC)

Sick and tired of High School-esque Bullshit

I have some pretty interesting news to report from
our crew who made a stop at the infamous Traditions the
other night. Apparently a whole huge gang of people
planned to pay a visit there since it was that chick
Claire's birthday (even though I cannot see her getting
drunk in a million years-- HAH-- that's pharmacy majors for
yah!), thus Topher and his crew wanted to celebrate. Of
course, when Topher goes somewhere, Jen usually does, too,
or is it vice versa? Eh, fuck it. I don't get it with
that girl, anyhow. She's pretty much like a male version
of John Rua, i.e., ugly as shit with a huge ego. Don't get
me wrong, I'm not one to check out chicks or anything of
the sort, but this girl truly thinks she is beautiful. If
that's not enough, she has the audacity to tell people that
she only wishes to hang out with those who are exceedingly
good looking--- I think she should get a stronger
prescription for her glasses if she thinks Phil fits into
such a category (no offense to the guy). Moreover, she
leads on nice, innocent guys who somehow like her for who
she is (I can't possibly see how anyone could be attracted
to her in a superficial way!), treating them like shit for
being nice to her. She is somehow into Phil, and went as
far as dumping her boyfriend of seven months for more
quality makeout time with Phil and Topher. She was saying
how Phil reminds her of this guy who she used to like, and
was thus compelled to give Franco the old heave-ho. And
about Topher--- she trashes that guy like a motherfucker,
claiming she would rather be a lesbian than get with him...
Boys and girls, we might just have a homosexual on our
hands. ...Either that or a liar and a hypocrite.
Anyhow, back to Claire's birthday party. Everyone
showed up on the scene, and pretty much got hammered.
Nichole has a huge crush on a really nice guy, Joe Di
Sorbo, to whom she really does not know what to say.
However, she made it abundantly clear to everyone that she
was blatantly enamoured with him, and would obviously get
upset if anyone tried to mack their shit to him. And
macking her shit is precisely what Jen did, and she doesn't
even like the guy! Nichole had been admiring Joe from
afar, and apparently Jen approached her, saying "if you
don't make a move on him, I will!" Evidently Jen was being
sincere, since she walked on over to him, preceding to
start freak dancing with him by rubbing her ass into his
crotch... Eek. First off, this was WAY fucked up because
Nichole felt really bad, not to mention jealous that
someone had enough nerve to take away the guy she liked.
If that wasn't bad enough, Topher was kind of depressed
because Jen had recently told him that she liked him,
proving to Topher that it was a complete lie. A few songs
later on the dance floor, Jen and Joe started making out
pretty hardcore, infront of everyone. This was a little
too much for Topher and Nichole, who evacuated to the bar
for a couple shots.
Anyhow, the more dramatic stuff happened after
everyone got back from Traditions. Everyone pretty much
went their own separate ways; Nichole went back to 210,
Sarah spent the night at Johnny Mac's, and Topher spent the
night in Jen's room. This situation didn't seem to stop
Jen from paying Mister Di Sorbo a visit, who lived down in
104. She went to his room, drunk off her ass, to see what
he was up to (he was SWIZZLED, might I add-- our friend
would definitely not pass a piss test). One thing led to
another, and they pretty much got back to where they left
off at the bar, moving on to progress quite a bit in such
escapades, from what I've heard. In a nutshell, Jen's
pants come off, and from what she says, he tried to fuck
her. She was very informative about the whole matter the
next day, emotionlessly telling everyone how Joe is a bad
person who tries to take advantage of people when they're
drunk. Furthermore, Jen claims that Joe technically took
her virginity, which is quite a claim if you really think
about it.
First off, what Jen did was really fucked up. To put
it in simple terms, she made a slut of herself, throwing
herself all over Joe, who didn't even say anything to her
in the first place; SHE was the one who acted out, and this
doesn't even mention the fact that Jen didn't even fucking
like the guy! Jen claims to be Nichole's friend, but was a
complete bitch by macking on the guy Nichole was dying to
get with. Some friend. If the bar antics at the bar
weren't obnoxious enough, she ditches Topher, who was
staying in her room as her guest, to go visit Di Sorbo and
consequently make an even bigger whore out of herself. How
fucking naive can this girl possibly be? She shows up in a
guy's room late at night after throwing herself all over
him at Traditions--- I think it was fair enough to assume
that she wanted to get laid. What's more, you really can't
expect drunk people not to be frisky; if you get on a guy's
bed after you didn't know him at all and start heavily
making out, he would probably think you're a slut and do
his thang. I don't know what Jen thought she was doing
that night, but she seems to see herself as some sexy kind
of tease or something... A tease is pretty much an
oximoron; it just doesn't work. You either fuck people or
you don't, there is no inbetween and no half-ass way of
doing it or getting around it. I know for a fact that Joe
definitely isn't the type to try and rape a girl just to
get a little action, drunk or sober. Maybe Jen doesn't
understand how grave an acusation she is making towards
him, but it's REALLY serious. If stuff starts going around
about him, it will seriously fuck up his reputation, and
all because some silly slut-wannabe, Jen. Not worth it at
all. If anything, Jen should thank her lucky stars that
Joe was nice enough to show her some loving, let alone give
that broad the time of day!
Just for the record, I am thoroughly sick of people's
dramatic, Middle School-esque bullshit--- the drunken
hookups are positively pathetic and slutty. People should
be ashamed of themselves for making out with a different
guy or girl each weekend, yet they somehow think that it's
ok to enact such behavior since they're not having sex.
Sex or no sex, if you make out with multiple people you ARE
a dirty slut, and you're not fooling anyone.




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