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Ezoic
2003-02-08 10:41:00 (UTC)

Bad Movie Good Sex

UUUUUUUUUUUUUHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH ok so i sat through a chick
flick "how to lose a guy in 10 days" but it's my fault. i
offered since the last thing i took her to was Narc. which
was fucking great btw. it was still Irene from last time.
the way that girl gives head.....dear god she should do it
for a living. she made a joke that she would like me to go
down on her but i thought to myself " lol not fucking
likely you gotta be stripper hot for that to happen"
instead what came out was a forced laugh. she didn't ask
for me to stay the night but when i started getting dressed
about 2 minutes after sex she said " stay for just 15 more
minutes so i can fall asleep with you here" we ended up
talking for like an hour so i said it's been a bit i should
go before it stops being late and starts getting early. oh
while i was flipping around the tv before sex this great
band called the French Kicks on carson daily's late night
shit storm. oh i forgot. she hasn't had sex in 8 months and
always makes a comment she's too sore to go on. i can't
really even try different positions becase after like 10-13
strokes she cries sore. oh and she said after sex tonight
while walking me out that she felt like she had rode a
horse. lol now i have no dillusions. i'm white and not huge
by any stretch of the imagination but it's still an ego
boost to hear that. i think that's why i get so turned on
when a girl says she's a virgin. the screams of pain are
just hot! or maybe i'm just sick. either way it's good
times for me.

and i will end with my fav comedy quote of the day

"you know i hear all the time. you talk about gay things
and gay people often enough, maybe your gay? how do you
know you wouldn't like it? Fuck. how do you know you
wouldn't love it?...................and i say listen voice
in my head.........." thank you Dave Attel


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