No Matter How Hard I Try...
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2003-02-02 03:22:37 (UTC)

Stupid Laws etc.

Stupid Laws of Florida (they're hilarious)

-Women may be fined for falling asleep under a hair dryer,
as can the salon owner.
-A special law prohibits unmarried women from parachuting
on Sunday or she shall risk arrest, fine, and/or jailing.
-If an elephant is left tied to a parking meter, the
parking fee has to be paid just as it would fora vehicle.
-It is illegal to sing in a public place while attired in a
-Men may not be seen publicly in any kind of strapless gown.
-It is illegal to skateboard without a license.
-When having sex, only the missionary position is legal.
-You may not fart in a public place after 6 P.M. on
-Oral sex is illegal.
-Penalty for horse theft is death by hanging.
-It is illegal to block any traveled wagon road
-Showering naked is considered offensive.
Well, a lot has gone down with me lately, and I dont think
I need to explain this to you. It is like the 'why my face
was red' thing, no need to explain any of it. So, I'm
holding on and hoping for the best.
That's it. Later.

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