subwaybaby

Surprise!!!!!!!11

I hear this one has a surprise ending...

Makey makey makey. Graby, unfoldy. Placy, openy, graby,
placey, cutty. Makey, makey. Makey Makey. Scoopy scoop
scoop scoopy. Sprinkle sprinkle sprinkle. Makey makey
makey. La de dum de dum la de da da dum le da dum. Makey
make makey make make. Squirty squirt. Shakey shakey.

Is this for here or to go?

Would you like any chips drinks or cookies with that?

(and then I make my jump! the gloves come off now baby, the
gloves come off! I jump behind the cash-register. SURPRISE
YOU STUPID CUSTOMERS! BWA HA HA HA. You thought, and
assumed oh-so-wrongly that I was just a lowly sandwhich
maker, here for you personal amusement. NOPE. I am the
manager, that's right... at least a ringer... but it just
so happens I am the highest ranking mofucker up in this
shizniz. BETCHA DIDN'T KNOW THAT. Yeah, I, out of the
kindness of my own heart jumped on the line to help you
while the others were cleaning. I DID THAT FOR YOU. You
should be grateful you little bastards... hahahaha, I have
more authority at my job than you probably do at yours. HOW
DOES THAT FEEL?)

Your change is 3.35. Have a nice day.