ergot and the ju ju queen
antipodean delights...
oh take me to a car yard..:)
ergot 6/11/01 1:24 AM i dont drive a big car
JJQ 6/11/01 1:24 AM lol
JJQ 6/11/01 1:24 AM I believe your van is rather
large
ergot 6/11/01 1:24 AM ok
ergot 6/11/01 1:25 AM my key is compact
JJQ 6/11/01 1:25 AM compact? as long as you know how
to use it.. and it gets in the right places. :)
ergot 6/11/01 1:26 AM it opens all the doors i want
it to
JJQ 6/11/01 1:26 AM I bet
JJQ 6/11/01 1:26 AM My chastity belt's welded pretty
tight though.. lol
ergot 6/11/01 1:27 AM its not what youve got nor
how you use it...
JJQ 6/11/01 1:27 AM oh.. really? what is the answer
then?
ergot 6/11/01 1:27 AM its all about where you get
to put it
JJQ 6/11/01 1:27 AM ahhh...
ergot 6/11/01 1:27 AM (o:
ergot 6/11/01 1:27 AM once there though ..it helps
if you know how to use it
JJQ 6/11/01 1:28 AM lol
ergot 6/11/01 1:28 AM and some have said the bigger
the better
JJQ 6/11/01 1:28 AM well.. I wouldn't know. :)
ergot 6/11/01 1:28 AM but i always find a good fit..
ergot 6/11/01 1:28 AM how wouldnt you know
JJQ 6/11/01 1:28 AM I bet you do.
ergot 6/11/01 1:29 AM just the one for you then
JJQ 6/11/01 1:29 AM well... how would I know bigger
is better...?
ergot 6/11/01 1:29 AM so was xxx's car bigger then
the one in your garage
JJQ 6/11/01 1:29 AM lol
JJQ 6/11/01 1:30 AM hard to tell...
ergot 6/11/01 1:30 AM have you ever seen another one
JJQ 6/11/01 1:30 AM I didn't take it for a test
drive, ergot.. I only leant up against the bonnet.
JJQ 6/11/01 1:30 AM yes I have.
ergot 6/11/01 1:30 AM ah
ergot 6/11/01 1:30 AM so you have been to a car lot
then
JJQ 6/11/01 1:30 AM you mean a real live one? lol
ergot 6/11/01 1:31 AM once they lose their owners
the lose interest
ergot 6/11/01 1:31 AM they
ergot 6/11/01 1:31 AM well you should...lol
JJQ 6/11/01 1:31 AM do they?
ergot 6/11/01 1:32 AM you wouldnt be talking about
those new plastic cars would you
JJQ 6/11/01 1:32 AM nooooooooooo
ergot 6/11/01 1:32 AM lol
JJQ 6/11/01 1:32 AM I've never even seen one of
them.. I'm not into fake. I want the real thing.
ergot 6/11/01 1:32 AM i bet
JJQ 6/11/01 1:32 AM A hot, live, throbbing real
one. :)
ergot 6/11/01 1:32 AM so
JJQ 6/11/01 1:32 AM engine.. of course..
ergot 6/11/01 1:32 AM wow
ergot 6/11/01 1:33 AM of course
ergot 6/11/01 1:33 AM (o:
JJQ 6/11/01 1:33 AM :) good.
ergot 6/11/01 1:33 AM so how does hubbys car live
up to the others you have seen..?
JJQ 6/11/01 1:34 AM well.. I've only been intimate
(as in touching) one other... and he even said to
me.. 'it's not the size, it's what you do with it that
counts'.. so I'm guessing his wasn't 'average' size.. lol
ergot 6/11/01 1:34 AM we arent talking miles per
gallon or acceleration here
ergot 6/11/01 1:34 AM lol
JJQ 6/11/01 1:34 AM i realise that. :)
ergot 6/11/01 1:34 AM yes i would think the same
ergot 6/11/01 1:35 AM poor man
JJQ 6/11/01 1:35 AM lol
JJQ 6/11/01 1:35 AM he was great, though. :) A fun
car.
JJQ 6/11/01 1:35 AM Loved me to death.
ergot 6/11/01 1:35 AM so when your saw your
hubbys ..you thought .. thats a real car
ergot 6/11/01 1:35 AM i wonder why..? lol
JJQ 6/11/01 1:36 AM I thought... "wow..." But I
also thought... that joke isn't entirely true...lol (I
shouldn't tell you that.)