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Up Here In My Tree
2003-01-31 03:23:13 (UTC)

a little about me...


This is a little quiz my friend sara made...i thought it
was pretty cool.


Name (feel free to lie) Jessica
Gender: F
D.O.B.: sept 10 1986
Local (city and state please): ft. myers, FL


1. How many hours of sleep a week do you get? Why not more?
35, why would i sleep when i could be having much more fun
awake

2. What color are your favorite pair of underwear? What
color are you wearing now? black, black

3. Name the President of the US of A... (what didn't he
fuck up at?) "no bush 2000" - an eddie vedder
shirt....everything?

4. Favorite poem?

What it was all about

once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines he wrote a
poem
and he called it "chops" because that was the name of his
dog
and that's what it was all about
and his teacher gave him an A and a gold star
and his mother hung it on the kitchen door and read it to
his aunts
that was the year Father Tracy took all the kids to the zoo
and he let them sing on the bus
and his little sister was born with tiny toenails and no
hair
and his mother and father kissed a lot
and the girl around the corner sent him a valentine signed
with a row of X's and he had to ask his father what the X's
meant
and his father always tucked him in bed at night
and was always there to do it

once on a piece of white paper with blue line he wrote a
poem
and he called it "autumn" because that was the name of the
season
and that's what it was all about
and his teacher gave him an A and asked him to write more
clearly
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because of
its new paint
and the kids told him that father tracy smoked cigars
and left butts on the pews
and sometimes they would burn holes
that was the year his sister got glasses with thick lenses
and black frames
and the girl around the corner laughed when he asked her to
go see santa claus
and the kids told him why his mother and father kissed a
lot
and his father never tucked him in bed at night
and his father got mad when he cried for him to do it

once on a paper torn from his notebook he wrote a poem
and he called it "innocence: a question" because that was
the question about his girl
and that's what it was all about
and his professor gave him an A and a strange steady look
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because he
never showed her
that was the year that father tracy died
and he forgot how the end of the Apostle's Creed went
and he caught his sister making out on the back porch
and his mother and father never kissed or even talked
and the girl around the corner wore too much makeup
that made him cough when he kissed her but he kissed her
anyways
and at three AM he tucked himself into bed his father
snoring soundly

that's why on the back of a brown paper bag he tried
another poem
and he called it "absolutely nothing"
because that's what it was really all about
and he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
and he hung it on the bathroom door because this time he
didn't think he could reach the kitchen

5. Best book? reading..whats that?

6. Favorite foreign film? Do you know any of the actors
names? y tu mama tambien....i used to...i cant remember
right now

7. Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Tootsie, or Rocky Horror
Picture show? Hedwig

8. Favorite line from a movie? "it cant rain all the time"
the crow

9. Science, Fiction, or Science Fiction? fiction

10. Favorite Poe story? the one i read for english last
year..about the cat and the dead wife in the basement

11. If you could throw three people off the face of the
Earth, who would those three be? brittney spears, any boy
band ( i think all of their brains combined would make one
person) and avril lavigne

12. What is your opinion of blonde jokes? (You can take
this opportunity to lay a few out there) dont like
them....they are stupid and kinda mean

13. If you were stranded on a desert island, who would you
least like to be stranded with? Why? any one who cant build
a fire from 2 sticks, cause then i would be in a lot of
trouble

14. What can't you live without? music

15. If you were a drug addict, what would be your drug of
choice? pot,... opps too late

16. Write the best Polish joke you've ever heard here...
never heard one

17. Which way was the horses' head facing in The Godfather?
right?

18. Boys, Girls, or Both? both boys and girls can rock my
would ( sorry for the cliche)

19. What does The Godfather symbolize to you? nothing

20. How would you describe a movie that had Benicio Del
Toro, Ethan Hawke, Ewan McGregor, and Steve Buscemi? a good
movie

21. If an ounce of cocaine costs $50, and a gram of heroin
costs $35, how much money does it cost for a priest to
molest an entire Sunday School Class? its free

22. Michael Jackson has a farm (ee-i-ee-i-o) and on his
farm, he has a monkey. When Michael can't get any little
boy ass... how often does he rape his monkey? twice a day,
three times on sunday

23. Favorite Curse word? cunt, and fuck

24. When you get to Heaven, what do you want God to
say? "go to hell!"

25. What is the meaning of life? memories

26. If you were having sex with Osama Bin Laden, what would
be your position of preference? ewwwww....

27. What do you think of abortion? its a good thing

28. Describe the best kind of sex... any kind...as long as
its fun

29. Describe your dream mate... some one cool, "the worst
thing in the world to be is uncool" - cher..hehe

30. Define sex (and no, I don't mean gender)... fun

31. Favorite movie of all time... waking life

32. Favorite song of all time.. pearl jam - smile

33. Favorite tv show of all time... tv?

34. Favorite quote...ummm....
Sex, drugs, and image is just enough to get you by in the
real world. - Daniel johns
THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE : You should die first, get it out
of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get
kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you
go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough
to enjoy your retirement. You drink, you party, you get
ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a
kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a
little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last
nine months floating...then you finish off as an orgasm."
"I AM A DONUT" - eddie vedder

35. Favorite line from a movie... i already answerd this
question

36. Favorite line from a book... again i say. what the hell
is a book?

37. Favorite line from a song... " dont i make you smile
when the sun dont shine" pearl jam (smile)

38. Favorite actor and actress...umm...jonnny depp, clea
duvall

39. Favorite Edward Norton movie...fight club

40. The get-happy song of all time... "time to party"
andrew wk

41. Ren or Stimpy? stimpy

42. Worst movie ever made...crossroads

43. Originals, or sequels?originals

44. If Mike Ditka and Bobby Knight got in a fight, what
would the outcome be? who?

45. Correct the following sentence: ‘Helen is the brains of
this operation, and Sara is the brawn.' yeah...flip that
around...sry helen

46. Favorite period of history...what else to you
expect...the early 90's

48. Communism or Canadianism? canadianism

49. What happened to number 47? i think it got lost

50. Peek-a-boo, what's your IQ? (Damn I'm funny -- take a
stab at it) huh?

51. How often do you think about sex? about every 10 minutes

52. Who? i dont know...they really dont have a face...just
a blur....kinda like on cops

53. What? how is that a question that refers to sex

54. Where? anywhere i am at the moment

55. Why? its fun

56. When? anytime

57. How many? dont care

58. Do you believe in God? no

59. Are you religious, and if so, of what demonation? no

60. Favorite Dr. Seuss book... sam i am

61. Do you smoke? does pot count?

62. Drink? yeah

63. Masturbate? of course

64. Know a girl named Kate? yeah

65. Best band ever? Pearl jam

66. Freebird!! (woo-hoo) YAY!

67. What's on your mind? Free bird

68. Share your feelings... tired, have homework i should be
doin' but am not

69. How's your day been? ok, nothing good, nothing bad.

70. Favorite food... pasta

71. What's the worst thing you've ever done? (You can
share, we won't tell) i dont know

72. How many times a day do you smile? 17

73. Favorite flavor... grape, or watermelon

74. Do you like strawberry milk, or strawberry pop? yes

75. What's your poison? crown royal

76. Pepsi, coke, or Faygo? pepsi

76. What do you think of thongs on your sex? On the
opposite? NO!

77. Is it soda, pop, or soda pop? soda

78. Favorite musical? umm hedwig....does dancer in the dark
count?

79. Favorite episode of School House Rock? dont know

80. Who's Harmony Korine? dont know

81. Have we offended you? nope

82. How can we offend you? you cant, oh wait...you can
insult pearl jam

83. What's the first thing you notice about a person? their
hair

84. What's the first thing you ask a person you meet?
(Other than name, and if you're nice, how they are doing)
are you cool?

85. Are you happy with your life? Why or why not? yeah....i
have no regrets

86. How many best friends can a person have? 3...at the most

87. How do you greet people? "hey"

88. What do you say when you leave people? goodbye

89. Who's the most important person in your life? i dont
know

90. Who inspires you? everybody

91. Write anything you'd like... "hey....are you cool?"

92. Best sex scene in a movie... the one in "velvet
goldmine"

93. Celebrity you'd most like to sex up... Daniel johns, or
brian molko

94. What's your favorite/dream car? (Details people!) i
dont care about cars

95. What sort of pet would you love to have? a big dog

96. Dog, cat, duck, or fish that fight and eat each other?
not cool

97. Is romance a lost art? no...ive seen it

98. How many hits would you take in your lover's defense?
as many as it takes

99. If the glove doesn't fit, should we really acquit? no

100. What do you think about gays? cool

**We would like to take this opportunity to congratulate
you for lasting this long, it is a commendable feat.
Please, do continue…

101. Favorite time of the day... night...1-3 in the morning

102. Best sexual position? there all good

103. Name at least three (3) members of New Kids on the
Block... umm...billy ...johny...jason...(was i close)

104. Who are the two famous Baldwin Brothers? billy...steven

105. Lay your best pick-up like on us... "hey...are you
cool?"

106. Do you think Bert and Ernie were gay lovers? (Give
reasons, you sick freak) of course...other wise burt would
never have put up with ernie

107. Name some Sesame Street characters...
snuffulufigus...hehe

108. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is... a homicidal
maniac..duh

109. Perkins or Denny's? perkins

110. How many partners have you had? (You can kiss and
tell, we're all friends here.) 1

111. What does Dickie V mean when he says "diaper
dandies"? i dont know

112. What's the best way to eat peanut butter? chuncky
style...off a spoon

113. Your opinion of The Perks of Being a Wallflower…if you
haven't read it you need to…. good book...my favorie poem
is from it

114. What does Green day say to you… good times

115. Describe Eminem…. talented....but not my style

116. Favorite synonym for "buttocks"….for "breast" why?

117. Want to go wrestle in some lime green jello? no i
hate jello, it grosses me out..and thats hard to do

118. Who would you go and wrestle with in some line green
jello? no, never...ewww

119. Last book you read… again ...book?

120. Teachers with biases should be…(and…of whom do you
speak) cool...cause they are only human

121. Your first memory… ive lost most of that, my memory

122. Favorite Robin Williams film… what dreams may come..(
i know not a comedy...but a damn cool film)

123. What would posses you to streak like the English guy
at the soccer match on the nike commercial…. nothing..i
would never do it

124. Who can you honestly say you love? (family counts) my
mom

125. What sick fantasies do you have? (Perv) shh....thats a
secret

126. Describe yourself in one word... (hyphens are
acceptable - up to 5) uncool

127. Who do you have a crush on? no one

128. Virgin? no

129. Your last chance to justify any of your above
answers…. i have no regrets

130. Considering 47 is missing, and there are multiple
76's, there are still 130 questions, is that a good number
to stop at? very good

131. Does it annoy you that this question is here? nope




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