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Up Here In My Tree
a little about me...
This is a little quiz my friend sara made...i thought it
was pretty cool.
Name (feel free to lie) Jessica
Gender: F
D.O.B.: sept 10 1986
Local (city and state please): ft. myers, FL
1. How many hours of sleep a week do you get? Why not more?
35, why would i sleep when i could be having much more fun
awake
2. What color are your favorite pair of underwear? What
color are you wearing now? black, black
3. Name the President of the US of A... (what didn't he
fuck up at?) "no bush 2000" - an eddie vedder
shirt....everything?
4. Favorite poem?
What it was all about
once on a yellow piece of paper with green lines he wrote a
poem
and he called it "chops" because that was the name of his
dog
and that's what it was all about
and his teacher gave him an A and a gold star
and his mother hung it on the kitchen door and read it to
his aunts
that was the year Father Tracy took all the kids to the zoo
and he let them sing on the bus
and his little sister was born with tiny toenails and no
hair
and his mother and father kissed a lot
and the girl around the corner sent him a valentine signed
with a row of X's and he had to ask his father what the X's
meant
and his father always tucked him in bed at night
and was always there to do it
once on a piece of white paper with blue line he wrote a
poem
and he called it "autumn" because that was the name of the
season
and that's what it was all about
and his teacher gave him an A and asked him to write more
clearly
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because of
its new paint
and the kids told him that father tracy smoked cigars
and left butts on the pews
and sometimes they would burn holes
that was the year his sister got glasses with thick lenses
and black frames
and the girl around the corner laughed when he asked her to
go see santa claus
and the kids told him why his mother and father kissed a
lot
and his father never tucked him in bed at night
and his father got mad when he cried for him to do it
once on a paper torn from his notebook he wrote a poem
and he called it "innocence: a question" because that was
the question about his girl
and that's what it was all about
and his professor gave him an A and a strange steady look
and his mother never hung it on the kitchen door because he
never showed her
that was the year that father tracy died
and he forgot how the end of the Apostle's Creed went
and he caught his sister making out on the back porch
and his mother and father never kissed or even talked
and the girl around the corner wore too much makeup
that made him cough when he kissed her but he kissed her
anyways
and at three AM he tucked himself into bed his father
snoring soundly
that's why on the back of a brown paper bag he tried
another poem
and he called it "absolutely nothing"
because that's what it was really all about
and he gave himself an A
and a slash on each damned wrist
and he hung it on the bathroom door because this time he
didn't think he could reach the kitchen
5. Best book? reading..whats that?
6. Favorite foreign film? Do you know any of the actors
names? y tu mama tambien....i used to...i cant remember
right now
7. Hedwig and the Angry Inch, Tootsie, or Rocky Horror
Picture show? Hedwig
8. Favorite line from a movie? "it cant rain all the time"
the crow
9. Science, Fiction, or Science Fiction? fiction
10. Favorite Poe story? the one i read for english last
year..about the cat and the dead wife in the basement
11. If you could throw three people off the face of the
Earth, who would those three be? brittney spears, any boy
band ( i think all of their brains combined would make one
person) and avril lavigne
12. What is your opinion of blonde jokes? (You can take
this opportunity to lay a few out there) dont like
them....they are stupid and kinda mean
13. If you were stranded on a desert island, who would you
least like to be stranded with? Why? any one who cant build
a fire from 2 sticks, cause then i would be in a lot of
trouble
14. What can't you live without? music
15. If you were a drug addict, what would be your drug of
choice? pot,... opps too late
16. Write the best Polish joke you've ever heard here...
never heard one
17. Which way was the horses' head facing in The Godfather?
right?
18. Boys, Girls, or Both? both boys and girls can rock my
would ( sorry for the cliche)
19. What does The Godfather symbolize to you? nothing
20. How would you describe a movie that had Benicio Del
Toro, Ethan Hawke, Ewan McGregor, and Steve Buscemi? a good
movie
21. If an ounce of cocaine costs $50, and a gram of heroin
costs $35, how much money does it cost for a priest to
molest an entire Sunday School Class? its free
22. Michael Jackson has a farm (ee-i-ee-i-o) and on his
farm, he has a monkey. When Michael can't get any little
boy ass... how often does he rape his monkey? twice a day,
three times on sunday
23. Favorite Curse word? cunt, and fuck
24. When you get to Heaven, what do you want God to
say? "go to hell!"
25. What is the meaning of life? memories
26. If you were having sex with Osama Bin Laden, what would
be your position of preference? ewwwww....
27. What do you think of abortion? its a good thing
28. Describe the best kind of sex... any kind...as long as
its fun
29. Describe your dream mate... some one cool, "the worst
thing in the world to be is uncool" - cher..hehe
30. Define sex (and no, I don't mean gender)... fun
31. Favorite movie of all time... waking life
32. Favorite song of all time.. pearl jam - smile
33. Favorite tv show of all time... tv?
34. Favorite quote...ummm....
Sex, drugs, and image is just enough to get you by in the
real world. - Daniel johns
THE WAY LIFE SHOULD BE : You should die first, get it out
of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get
kicked out when you're too young, you get a gold watch, you
go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough
to enjoy your retirement. You drink, you party, you get
ready for high school. You go to grade school, you become a
kid, you play, you have no responsibilities, you become a
little baby, you go back into the womb, you spend your last
nine months floating...then you finish off as an orgasm."
"I AM A DONUT" - eddie vedder
35. Favorite line from a movie... i already answerd this
question
36. Favorite line from a book... again i say. what the hell
is a book?
37. Favorite line from a song... " dont i make you smile
when the sun dont shine" pearl jam (smile)
38. Favorite actor and actress...umm...jonnny depp, clea
duvall
39. Favorite Edward Norton movie...fight club
40. The get-happy song of all time... "time to party"
andrew wk
41. Ren or Stimpy? stimpy
42. Worst movie ever made...crossroads
43. Originals, or sequels?originals
44. If Mike Ditka and Bobby Knight got in a fight, what
would the outcome be? who?
45. Correct the following sentence: Helen is the brains of
this operation, and Sara is the brawn.' yeah...flip that
around...sry helen
46. Favorite period of history...what else to you
expect...the early 90's
48. Communism or Canadianism? canadianism
49. What happened to number 47? i think it got lost
50. Peek-a-boo, what's your IQ? (Damn I'm funny -- take a
stab at it) huh?
51. How often do you think about sex? about every 10 minutes
52. Who? i dont know...they really dont have a face...just
a blur....kinda like on cops
53. What? how is that a question that refers to sex
54. Where? anywhere i am at the moment
55. Why? its fun
56. When? anytime
57. How many? dont care
58. Do you believe in God? no
59. Are you religious, and if so, of what demonation? no
60. Favorite Dr. Seuss book... sam i am
61. Do you smoke? does pot count?
62. Drink? yeah
63. Masturbate? of course
64. Know a girl named Kate? yeah
65. Best band ever? Pearl jam
66. Freebird!! (woo-hoo) YAY!
67. What's on your mind? Free bird
68. Share your feelings... tired, have homework i should be
doin' but am not
69. How's your day been? ok, nothing good, nothing bad.
70. Favorite food... pasta
71. What's the worst thing you've ever done? (You can
share, we won't tell) i dont know
72. How many times a day do you smile? 17
73. Favorite flavor... grape, or watermelon
74. Do you like strawberry milk, or strawberry pop? yes
75. What's your poison? crown royal
76. Pepsi, coke, or Faygo? pepsi
76. What do you think of thongs on your sex? On the
opposite? NO!
77. Is it soda, pop, or soda pop? soda
78. Favorite musical? umm hedwig....does dancer in the dark
count?
79. Favorite episode of School House Rock? dont know
80. Who's Harmony Korine? dont know
81. Have we offended you? nope
82. How can we offend you? you cant, oh wait...you can
insult pearl jam
83. What's the first thing you notice about a person? their
hair
84. What's the first thing you ask a person you meet?
(Other than name, and if you're nice, how they are doing)
are you cool?
85. Are you happy with your life? Why or why not? yeah....i
have no regrets
86. How many best friends can a person have? 3...at the most
87. How do you greet people? "hey"
88. What do you say when you leave people? goodbye
89. Who's the most important person in your life? i dont
know
90. Who inspires you? everybody
91. Write anything you'd like... "hey....are you cool?"
92. Best sex scene in a movie... the one in "velvet
goldmine"
93. Celebrity you'd most like to sex up... Daniel johns, or
brian molko
94. What's your favorite/dream car? (Details people!) i
dont care about cars
95. What sort of pet would you love to have? a big dog
96. Dog, cat, duck, or fish that fight and eat each other?
not cool
97. Is romance a lost art? no...ive seen it
98. How many hits would you take in your lover's defense?
as many as it takes
99. If the glove doesn't fit, should we really acquit? no
100. What do you think about gays? cool
**We would like to take this opportunity to congratulate
you for lasting this long, it is a commendable feat.
Please, do continue
101. Favorite time of the day... night...1-3 in the morning
102. Best sexual position? there all good
103. Name at least three (3) members of New Kids on the
Block... umm...billy ...johny...jason...(was i close)
104. Who are the two famous Baldwin Brothers? billy...steven
105. Lay your best pick-up like on us... "hey...are you
cool?"
106. Do you think Bert and Ernie were gay lovers? (Give
reasons, you sick freak) of course...other wise burt would
never have put up with ernie
107. Name some Sesame Street characters...
snuffulufigus...hehe
108. Johnny the Homicidal Maniac is... a homicidal
maniac..duh
109. Perkins or Denny's? perkins
110. How many partners have you had? (You can kiss and
tell, we're all friends here.) 1
111. What does Dickie V mean when he says "diaper
dandies"? i dont know
112. What's the best way to eat peanut butter? chuncky
style...off a spoon
113. Your opinion of The Perks of Being a Wallflower
if you
haven't read it you need to
. good book...my favorie poem
is from it
114. What does Green day say to you good times
115. Describe Eminem . talented....but not my style
116. Favorite synonym for "buttocks" .for "breast" why?
117. Want to go wrestle in some lime green jello? no i
hate jello, it grosses me out..and thats hard to do
118. Who would you go and wrestle with in some line green
jello? no, never...ewww
119. Last book you read again ...book?
120. Teachers with biases should be
(and
of whom do you
speak) cool...cause they are only human
121. Your first memory ive lost most of that, my memory
122. Favorite Robin Williams film
what dreams may come..(
i know not a comedy...but a damn cool film)
123. What would posses you to streak like the English guy
at the soccer match on the nike commercial
. nothing..i
would never do it
124. Who can you honestly say you love? (family counts) my
mom
125. What sick fantasies do you have? (Perv) shh....thats a
secret
126. Describe yourself in one word... (hyphens are
acceptable - up to 5) uncool
127. Who do you have a crush on? no one
128. Virgin? no
129. Your last chance to justify any of your above
answers
. i have no regrets
130. Considering 47 is missing, and there are multiple
76's, there are still 130 questions, is that a good number
to stop at? very good
131. Does it annoy you that this question is here? nope
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