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2001-09-17 18:12:10 (UTC)

The USS Make Shit Up

i wonder..... do any of my readers listen to any gothic?
just a question. well, there's this one gothic by the
name of Voltaire. relly funny shit. he's sort of the Wierd
Al of gothic music. except, Voltaire doesn't parody, he
writes his songs. but it's really funny. u can go on to
mp3.com and search, Voltaire. it'll be under (oh my
goth) even though it's just Voltaire. download some of
his stuff. here are the lyrics to one of his songs. It's
called the USS Make Shit Up.

i was stranded on a planet, just me and Spok.
we met a nasty nazi alien and locked our asses up.
we found a hunk of crystal and a metal piece of bed.
we made a laser phaser gun and shot him in the head.

bust a move, talk

i was standing on the bridge when Sulu came up to
me.
his eyes were full of tears, he said captain can't you
see.
the ship is gonna blow to something i beseach.
i grabbed a trebble and some chewing gum and
stopped the ward from breach.

and i say, bounce a graviton particle beam off the main
difflector dish.
that's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as
we wish.
the Klingons and the Romulons pose no threat to us.
cause if we find we're in a bind, we just make some
shit up.

laa da da daaaa da da daaaa da da daa daaa aaahh

and though he's just a child, and some think him a twit.
Welsy is the master when it comes to making up some
shit.
he's the guy you want with you when you go out in
space.
if only he could beam those pimples off his face.

and if you're at a party on the starship enterprise.
and the kareoke player just plain old up and dies.
set up a nudrainel field inside a can of pees.
hold on to Jordy's visor and sing into Data's knee.

and i say, bounce a graviton particle beam off the main
difflector dish.
that's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as
we wish.
the Klingons and the Romulons pose no threat to us.
cause if we find we're in a bind, we just make some
shit up.

Sisco's on a mission to go no bloody place.
he loiders on a space station above bajioran space.
the worm hole opened up and now they come from
near and far.
we'll keep the booz but please send back the fucking
Gem Hadar.

what is with the klingons, remember in the day.
they looked like peurto oricens and they dressed in
gold lamay.
now they look like heavy metal rockers from the dead.
with leather pants and frizzy hair and lobsters on their
heads.

and i say, bounce a graviton particle beam off the main
difflector dish.
that's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as
we wish.
the Klingons and the Romulons they pose no threat to
us.
cause if we find we're in a bind, we just make some
shit up.

well i was stuck on Voyager, pounding on the door.
when suddenly it dawned on me, i've seen this show
before.
perhaps i'm in a warpable and slightly outta phase.
cuz it was way back in the 60's when they called it lost
in space.

we were looking for a way to make the ratings sore.
so we orchestraited an encounter with the borg.
normally you'd think that that would get us in to ship.
but this one has a smashing ass and a lovely set of tits.

and i say, bounce a graviton particle beam off the main
difflector dish.
that's the way we do things lad, we're making shit up as
we wish.
the Klingons and the Romulons pose no threat to us.
cause if we find we're in a bind, we're totally screwed
but never mind, we'll pull something out of our behind,
we just make some shit up.


really funny. i used the chorus as my signiture in my
emails. and it's in my info on AIM.


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