jdd1608

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2003-01-24 03:59:47 (UTC)

story

this is the story about roxy. she was lost in the
desert one day. dont ask how!!! she's really smart, but not
too bright when it comes to deserts. she found a snail in
the desert and called it troy. they were instantly friends.
troy was a stock broker from ohio. he was amish. roxy
thought he was the sexiest snail she had ever seen. and
thats saying something!!!!! believe me!! so they're walking
through the desert, drinking catus juice every chance they
get. troy said that that was where he gets his looks(in the
catus juice).
so, soon enough they run into a polar bear. his name
is name is judy. after a few months in the desert, roxy
starts to notice a little romance between troy the snail
and judy the polar bear. its was a little odd, but she
could live with it. after two more months, roxy grew a beard
(jk). but anyways...........troy and judy had two kids of
their own. two baby killer whales. "judd" and "sexy beast".




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