FloydianSlip

Going Postal
2003-01-22 04:03:56 (UTC)

10 minutes and counting

I got a Sigmund Freud action figure doll for Christmas and
I sat him by my computer because he looks so damn cool
there. The more I stare at him the more he starts to
resemble Richard Dryfuss.

My anthropology book is so boring. For those of you who
write college textbooks please for the love of god try to
make the most boring material fun. Maybe college students
would actually read their books once in a while instead of
use them for pillows or drool buckets.

I have a sinus headache, but I can't take anymore sinus
medicine for another 4 hours.

My psychology professor was talking about when him and his
wife honeymooned in Switzerland today. It had me cracking
up laughing so hard because they got lost and decided to
follow this trail with this weird looking sign. The signs
were international signs of danger and they were walking
towards the signs into the danger zone. Apparently it was
an avalanche and if it's warm a water runoff place where
you could get swept away within a matter of seconds.

Then two years later they made a trip to Canada and went
in a tunnel. The land was flat all around so there was no
obvious reason for a tunnel. She suggested that maybe
they were going under some sort of water and he thought
that was the most ridiculous thing he'd ever heard.
Common sense tells you that you always go over a water
with a bridge and not under water in a tunnel. It turned
out she was right. He had been teasing her about it for
quite some time...when he had to admit that he was wrong
I'll bet his ego took a hit.

People make mistakes...that's why pencils have erasers. I
read that on a poster once.




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