Derf

The super secret diary that's so sec
2003-01-21 03:01:18 (UTC)

I have no life

i just read jackie's diary and she said she has no
life. if she has no life, what do i have? i have like, a
negative life.
i'm also extremely lazy and will probably never write
in this thing, but i don't care. right now, i'm gonna fill
a page up w/ crap that no1 could possibly care about.
i do actually have some stuff that i would actually
like 2 put here. but like lots of people can see it, so i
won't. (there's my intelligence shining through again "but
like lots of people can see it). this way, u "elite few"
that know what i'm talking about can feel "thpecial"
(special w/ a lisp for those of u too stupid to get it)
jackie...ur little paragraph about how much you hate
brian f. reminded me of our "band moments" w/ him. because
i love you so much i'll put them here. well, that and the
fact that i have nothing else to write.

jackie: hey jake! who are you going to the cotillion with?
brian: i'm not jake
jackie: well, i know who you're going with anyway
brian: that's great, i don't care. move.

or

brian(while walking off stage after concert): come on
people, let's keep moving here
me(while leaning over to who i think is jackie, but is
actually brian's sister): i wish he'd just shut up *other
little mumblings about him right*

it got better. after she kind of laughed at me and walked
away, i turn around and brian is right behind me. "two
birds, one stoned" -jackie's words of wisdom

i need to brush my teeth. i should also do my homework,
it's only 10 pm. can you pray for snow days? i don't thinks
so. but hey! who cares what you pray for after you've been
keyboard goddess.




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