RicoNegro

TheRicoNegroDiary
2001-09-11 02:04:44 (UTC)

The Weekend

This was a good weekend, even though I was almost killed by
a passing asteroid saturday night. Of course it was
millions of miles away from the surface of the earth, but
when you think about it on a galactic scale thats pretty
damn close! My eyes decided to take a vacation, having been
employed for over 24 years. I thought it would be nice to
let them fly to the Bahamas for a few days. But today they
called in sick, so Ive been blind for three days now. I
hope they report for work tomorrow. I also hope I havent
turned into a giant cockroach... I cant tell because I cant
see.

Thing to do today: Wash the lawn.
Mow the car.
Paint the dog.
Wax the house.




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