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GayDood
2003-01-14 21:37:47 (UTC)

Words to live by...

I decided to compile a small list of phrases I've created,
borrowed and twisted, and live by. Here they are:

“Conversations are heavy. I can only carry half.”

“My psyche is a car with minimal trunk space : for
passengers, there is only enough room for a carry-on in the
Emotional Baggage compartment.”

“A hard man is good to find, but a good man is harder to
find.”

“I can exact my revenge in any way I see fit, as long as
you’re not around to testify.”

“Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me.
Fool me again, and I’ll rip your balls off with my bare
hands.”

“Don’t make others earn your trust. Give it freely, until
they prove that they don’t deserve it.”

“Every man, beneath his pants, has a penis.”

The one I use at work all the time : "I don't mind replacing your
toilet paper, but you've got to wipe your own ass."

Aside from all of this crap-happy mumbo-jumbo, I'm completely
restless. I need to wait two more days to see "Chicago" (the movie,
not the musical) because I promised, promised, promised my friend
Yoav I would not see it without him.

But at least I WILL see it on Thursday. Not like "Hedwig". I
promised, promised, promised my friend Ron I would not see "Hedwig"
without him, and to date, I STILL have not seen it.

I think I need to go one-on-one with Hedwig.




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