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GayDood
2003-01-14 14:26:33 (UTC)

Accidental Tattoos

Last night was yet another table-top D&D game, the same one
I was trying to once sabotage but have grown to enjoy. I
caused enough havoc last night however, by forgetting
everything for starters and then causing enough stress for
the runner of the game to last three lifetimes.

Since I had forgotten everything, and had other things on
my mind, I figured I would simply take any relavent notes
down on my arm. And so I did.
..but I found out when it was too late that the marker I
used for note-taking was somewhat permanent, and no amount
of rubbing or soap would get rid of it.

Aside from just taking notes, I began to doodle up and down
my arm, a little on my hand, and even though I have long
sleeves on today, the doodles are still apparent across the
back of my right hand. And here I am in a conservative law
firm, dull pink streaks through my hair, three visible
piercings, and now...doodles on my hand.

Heh, heh. Sometimes fish like being out of water.

This morning, I ritualistically worked out, and I'm feeling
all the better for it. Yet, again I'm in a very sexy
mood. I got to wear jeans today, and my shirt comes just
to the belt line. IF I so much as bend in any direction, a
mild peep show takes place.
My nephew once laughed at me, because I was wearing low
jeans and a tight top, and said I had "plumber's butt". I
was somewhat insulted by this, and quickly retorted with
saying that you can only qualify a butt as a plummber's
butt if it's a butt that's not worth seeing. I told him I
know that HE didn't care to see my butt, and I'd think
there was something wrong if he did, but nonetheless, it
wasn't a big ol' flabby butt that is characteristically
called a "plumber's butt" and that with age and watching
enough cologne commercials, he would understand.

Today, I have what my nephew would classify as "plumber's
butt"...and yet I wonder why I'm viewed as a "Sex Only"
kinda guy.
Regardless, I don't think the way I act should be governed
by the way I look, and the same goes for anyone. As I like
to classify myself, I'm a monagamaous nymphomaniac.




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