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Words To Fuel The Flames Of Discontent
2003-01-12 07:33:23 (UTC)

Brandon DiCamillos Chinese Freestyle from CKY2K

This is from CKY2K which is basically Jackass while it was
still "underground". Its Brandon DiCamillo doing this retarted yet
hillarious Chinese themed "rap" freestyle. All 6 of the CKYs
(Landspeed-CKY-CKY2K-CKY 3-CKY Documentary and CKY 4) have some
pretty funny shit on them. Sometimes I see them at Best Buy so they
aint hard to find no more since Jackass got all big. But Im just so
kewl Ive had my CKY2K bootleg since WizardWorld 2001. I am so damn
kewl! Ha! But anyways.....as funny as these lyrics may be the shits
even funnier on the DVD so go cop it yo! Heres the lyrics:

Who wants to taste my General Tso
You want to taste my General Tso
Im'a give it to you now
Who like my chopstickss
Hit you in the shit with my little ass dick
Yellow
If you wanna see me eat Jello
I never seen nothing like you before
I can kick you higher than you can kick me
I can kick you way up into a tree
Who wants a taste of my oolong tea
Ho ha ho ha ho chi chi
Everybody in the phonebook named Chang
Wanna see my wang
Never good
Go ahead hit the gong with a bang
Waaaaah
Everybody wanna see me throw a fireball
But thats not right
Not in real life
You will fall down and break a leg
Everybody wanna see me break my neck
Well I dont
But I like fried rice
And I got lice
Ching chow woah ching wang woo wice
That aint nice
Pay for the cookie
I only touch it twice
Delivery is free but not from me
I always charge dollar fifty
Fifty five
Wanna see me go "Gaaaaah"
Hit you with the lamp
Hi yaah
War when I hit you with the shit
Do a split
Take a shit after you eat my shit
Kung Fu
Want my buffet
You fucking gay
Ah
Wai Lo hit you with the hay
Stay the fuck away
Hit you in the balls
Only Americans eat duck sauce
And my soy sauce is for you
I can put it in your shoe
Watch this
I can tiptoe while you take a piss
In my bathroom spy on you while your little boy shits
Whoah haaaai ya
I can kick you if you dont pay the bill
And if you want a little mint thats fifty cent bitch
Everything cost a little bit
So dont expect nothing for free
At least from me
Ching chang choowee
I got you from Taiwan City
And Hong Kong
I just smoked a bong
And I can do it all night long
And dont mistake me for a Viet Cong
I can get you
And tackle you
Take you
Never see me
When I get you and make you
Rope you up and put you in a bamboo cage
And make you feel all my rage
Poke you with a little stick
Till you page your buddies to come napalm me
God damn that shit burns
Blew away my whole city
Ho Chi Minh
Shoot a load on your chin
God damn
Thats a sin
Goygo goodbye
And if you wanna come on in
You can work into my world where the yellow shit begins
Haaaai yah
Cant be tamed
I got shit to control your brain
And its called egg foo young and lo mein
So come on in baby and have it just the same
Haaaaai yah

Haaaaah

No wok tow und di day

Ha
I dont suppose
Huh
Ha ha ha




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