Morbid Slut

Penguins And Pink Monkies
2001-09-09 03:14:40 (UTC)

i think i want to turn lesbian

Music: Fugazi

well its not that i want to be a lesbian (i really have no
attraction to girls) but i think i am going to go insane
with the whole guy thing. i wanted to be single... but no i
gave in...what did i do? cheat...no what? i am falling more
for the guy everyday and he acts like an ass....but the guy
i cheated on him with....i love him...maybe not in real
terms...but the problem is there...he lives 2 hours
away!!!! no no no i have a better idea...i am turning
asexual...not really but that would be kewl though. hey
this online journal thing is pretty kewl cause now i can
bitch freely...kik ass

"jennifer playfully wrestled her friend to the ground in
front of the sno cone stand and began licking at her
eyeballs as if they were sugar cubes..."

fuckin weird but i love it...i think this entry might end
up long cause i am bored...i wanna go to a show...but no
shows are satan and have bad influences (according to
god...i mean my father) blah blah i wanna get in a mosh pit
and kick ass...speaking of ass..mine still hurts from being
a dumb ass...i skated and flipped over a booth in the
school cafeteria and hit my ass pretty hard on the table in
the exact spot i fell the day before...i am gonna end up
killing myself...but it was phun. o yea i am hardkore
(sarcasm)

this one girl who is my best friend is pissing me off but i
won't mention names...those poser compulsive liars...damn
them to the bloody bowels of hell...yeah right like she
isn't a virgin...booshit..that girl won't even kiss her
boyfriend...and i am sure she hit that lady's car with a
tennis racket...more like ran in terror....why must people
lie to be kewl? because they look like a big dumbazz...whoa
whoa i got my hash pipe...i think i need better
medicine...this zoloft is doing shit...i am depressed...but
i think it is cause my dad...he threw my cell phone against
the side of the house which kinda sucked but he has to buy
a new one...i might start working on my speech about albert
fish...he was a weird guy....sticking needles between his
anus and scrotum and then getting them lodged and floating
aroung his pelvis...sounds like saturday night fun to
me...i guess i will go do something useful now...maybe
masturbate...not really but you know....


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