ladycamaro

Lady Camaro
2003-01-08 18:45:12 (UTC)

God Creates Pittsburgh

This is a little late. Should have been posted for last
weekend but it is too funny not to share. Yunz do know I am
from Pittsburgh (Pennsylvania) right? ~lmao~

Once upon a time in the Kingdom of Heaven, God was missing
for six days.

On the seventh day, Michael the Archangel found him resting.
He inquired of God, "Where have you been?"

God sighed a deep sigh of satisfaction and proudly pointed
downwards through the clouds. "Look Michael, see what I've
made," He said.

Archangel Michael looked puzzled and said, "What is it?"

It's a planet," replied God, "and I've put life on it. I'm
going to call it Earth and it's going to be a great place of
balance."

Balance?" inquired Michael, still confused.

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth. "For
example, Northern Europe will be a place of great
opportunity and wealth, while Southern Europe is going to be
poor."

God continued, pointing to different countries. "This one
will be extremely hot and arid while this one will be very
cold and covered in ice."

The Archangel, impressed by God's work, then pointed to a
place. "What's that?"

"Ah," said God. "That's Pittsburgh, the most glorious place
on Earth. There are beautiful lakes, rivers, streams and an
exquisite Golden Triangle where three great rivers meet. The
people of Pittsburgh are intelligent and humorous and
they're going to be found traveling the world. They'll be
extremely sociable, hard-working and high-achieving, and
they will be known throughout the world as diplomats and
carriers of peace. I'm also going to give them an
undefeatable football team who will be admired and feared by
all who come across them."

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration but then proclaimed,
"What about balance, God? You said there would be BALANCE!"

God replied, "Wait until you see the loud-mouth jagoffs I'm
putting next to them in Cleveland."

HERE WE GO, STEELERS, HERE WE GO!!!!




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