Shara D

Simply Shara
2003-01-08 02:05:09 (UTC)

Scientists will clone 5 U.S. Presidents

I have continued to do nothing today, so I don't have much
to entertain you people with. Thus, I decided to borrow
material from another source, which has kept me laughing
for most of the day--Weekly World NEWS.

Some headlines:

Wacky Prophecies of Adolf Hitler! He foresaw: Internet
porn, The rise of J.Lo...& much, much more!

Scientist warn: Rockies to break off & become asteroids!

Waitress busted for making shakes with her breast milk!

Sewer rats find comfort in booze spill

Grandpa killed by TOILET!

Prankster parrot poses as priest

My date from hell - with Osama Bin Laden!

Toe-licking freak nailed


...and I swear the toe-licking freak was not me.

Always (licking toes and NEVER getting nailed),
shara




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