daydream disbeliever

Mad Ramblings From a Blithering Idiot
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2001-09-06 17:03:42 (UTC)

The Nature of the Beast

I suppose I should analyze myself, since I am faced
with this bewilderment concerning my own attractiveness. I
know an obsession with one's looks is a sign of
shallowness, but I am not blind and neither is most of the
populace, so the way I come across to others visually is a
concern of mine. Of course, this analysis won't be based
on looks entirely, since I'm more about personality when it
comes to myself being attracted to people. However, I do
know what I look like, even though I see myself through mud-
colored glasses, so I'm not going to bore anyone with a
description of my appearance. It's not exactly an
attractive package, anyway. At least, that's what I
think. One comforting thing is that the MM and apparently
(hopefully!) the SN (Jason) believe otherwise.
I guess, to begin on a humorous note, I should post my
results from the various tests from They
crack me up, but could be evidential when it comes to
dissecting myself. Here goes:

I am 74% Pure.

I can expect to die on August 14, 2050, at the age of 68. I
will most likely die of cancer (33% chance). Oooh, I'm
counting the days...

The Un-telligence test concluded that (I'm just going to
copy and paste.)... Here is the custom report of your
personality that led our team of geeks to conclude (with
confidence) that you are moderate but excitingly different:

"The subject shows a very high level of intelligence, and
her sense of observation is one of her best qualities.
Considering this, she shows a lot of potential, but that's
only part of the equation.

"Also, as much as we hate violence, an occasional mauling
is one way to solve day-to-day problems like unpleasant
coworkers or pesky door-to-door salesmen; she just isn't
tough enough, sir, and she avoids any solution that
involves violence.

"Finally, the subject displayed a healthy (better than most
net freaks anyway) sense of humor, a decent and respectable
sense of morality, and a lack of self-confidence. The
balance of these three traits is important; high levels of
confidence, medium levels of morality, and a good level of
humor make for the strongest individuals."

Final Score: 55% Un-telligent

This is me again. Compared with other test takers, I
suppose I did pretty well. I'll take it.

The results of the Sex Test are in and here are mine:
Congrats! In your life, you'll have sex with
2 people! And you'll first have sex at age 19,
in a hotel room. (Yes, folks, I am a virgin.) The info on
your 2 future sex partner(s):
0 of them will be female (thank the Lord)
2 of them will be male
And you will actually love 1 of them!
You have a 71% chance of dying during sex. (Oh, my.)

Which brings me to the Slut Test. According to The Spark I am "12%
slutty which is actually less than the average, 46%. Based on the
4,295,661 test takers so far: you're sluttier than 2% of the world
amd you're cleaner than 98% of the world.
That's right. I ain't no freakin' dirty hobag. Heh.

I am certifiably 43% bitch! which is higher than the worldwide
average of 38%. Gosh, I've always wanted to tabulate my level of

I know there are other tests at TheSpark, but I felt that these
pertained to my personality the most, and they give me the most
laughs (them and the Ass Quiz, heh).
During the last 24 hours I've come to the conclusion that I
don't really need to dissect my personality. Just reading my past
journal entries will do that for me. I suppose I'm just lazy and I
don't want to type. Not that I really have that much time to do so.
I've realized that keeping this journal has been therapeutic,
though. I hope I can stick with it, since I do tend to
procrastinate. It's one of my worst faults. Until next time I
remain the perpetually confused


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