jdd1608

my awesome diary
2003-01-03 05:11:13 (UTC)

the journey

one day i got this letter form george bush
and he wanted me to go on this trip with the CIA

so i asked where we were going
he said russia

so im thinking, and thinking, and thinking
and finally i decide to do it

so, i call G (george bush) on his cell phone
and G says " well john, i need you to kill this senator in
russia "

so i jump at the oportunity
ive always wanted to go to russia, since its cold and
everything...ya know what i mean

well anyways im on my way to the helicopter, to meet G.
i've got all my guns with me, so i figure im ready

then it occured to me

why does G want ME to do this
im just a white pimp who works at seven-eleven(oh well)




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