StAnKy pOOzLe

Mommy May I Shower With Beavers: A Lifet
Ad 0:
Digital Ocean
Providing developers and businesses with a reliable, easy-to-use cloud computing platform of virtual servers (Droplets), object storage ( Spaces), and more.
2003-01-03 04:08:03 (UTC)

GAH

JESUS WET HIS BOXERS MAN...

My day has blown fat ripe goat sacs...I woke up with the
worst stomach pains ever. I went to the bathroom, thinking
that would solve it...and, well...I came out with the
knowledge of what it might feel like to urinate from your
ass. I spent the rest of the day lying in bed and trying to
sleep so I wouldn't have to bear the pain. Then I threw up,
although I greatly tried to avoid it. Now I have a monster
case of the chills, and a deep paranoia of eating anything.
I hate vomiting. I think it's one of the worst sensations
ever. It's probably right up there with being slammed in
the anus by Mr. Ed.


Ad:0
Digital Ocean
Providing developers and businesses with a reliable, easy-to-use cloud computing platform of virtual servers (Droplets), object storage ( Spaces), and more.