loopylupin4

enter my train of thought
2002-12-31 23:49:14 (UTC)

home

PHEW! i'm finally home. and wasn't that a great vacation? i
dunno about ya'll but i had a spanking good time in new
york. but that's just cause my extended family members are
awesome.
so i've definetly been in the car for 10 hours today, now
doesn't that sound like fun? i'm definetly not up to any
new years eve parties, i dunno if i'm even gonna make it
till midnight. thats what partying every night for a week
will do to ya. so i hope everybody else had good holidays
too! i'll write more tomorrow. here's a fwd that i thought
was amusing.

In case you needed further proof that the human race is
doomed through stupidity, here are some actual label
instructions on consumer goods.

On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. ( that's
the only time I have to work on my hair).

On a bag of Fritos:! ..You could be a winner! No purchase
necessary. Details inside. (the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap."
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion:
Defrost." (but, it's"just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not
turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & SpencerBreadPudding: "Product will be hot after
heating."(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on
body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)

On Boot 's Children Cough Medicine: "Do not drive a car or
operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could
do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we
could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those
forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor
use only."
(as opposed to...what?)

On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other
use."
(now somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit
curious.)

On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk
about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open
packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)

On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment
does not
enable you to fly." (I don't blame the company. I blame the
parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with
your hands or genitals." (..was there a lot of this
happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to
spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to
bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words,
send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a
while.




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