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Random Thought of A Teenage Outcast
2002-12-29 06:17:45 (UTC)

Jesus and Buddahs and Molesters...OH MY

I dont think i have laughed so hard in my life as i did in
the lat two days...people just make me laugh...so yesterday
we had nothing to do and bill and cj wanted me to go to
thier band practice but i was bein lazy and didnt shower
until like 4 so they called me and i was like no were goin
out to orland ur welcome if u want...so we go pik them up
and rich is with them rich is a nutcase hes sooo funny we
go out to orland and wreak (?) havoc on the mall it was
nuts me and nikki and klepto ditched the boys for a 2nd and
we found this nice bench with an incredibly nice cushion
and so were all kinda pettin it and this guy comes by and
gives us a wierd look and says nice cushion...i didnt
understand and then understood and laughed my ass
off...guess ya hadda be there so then we leave orland and
go to wendys and while on the way back to burbank dusty
called kleptos cell and man was that an expierience...rich
pretended he was gay and hit on dusty...funny stuff...bill
was so quiet during all this he told me tho he didnt feel
good so he took a nap in the mini and then he was ok but
still quiet...he said hell come around eventually
tho...:0)...what happened next, umm yea we went to a park
it was sooo cold but it was my idea and nikki and gasior
were mad but they survived and then we stopped by jims
house so they could say hi and when they got out we drove
off and drove around the block...fuckin hilarious and we
said only bill could get in the car cuz he was the only one
that was bein good but they all managed to get in there so
then we went back to cjs and chilled there it wasnt as bad
as i thot it was gonna be and rich was goin nuts eatin
powder sugar...just what the boy needs more sugar and then
he took my eye shadow and put it on it was soo funny anywho
then we went home and i got a hug from bill which was nice
hes a cutie and a good hugger he squeezes which i think is
awesome....omg and then rich likes to go garbage picking
and he had a bunch of shit in his trunk so me n nikki went
shopping and nikki got some crutches cuz they only go up to
5'2 and only nikki can fit on them and then i got a baby
jesus! i was sooo happy! hes on my bed now!! :0)I also got
my box of cereal covered in red ductape from bill and some
bracelets that were green! yahoo! i was happy so happy i
forgot it in the mini and had to retrieve it today!..
people guaranteed me alot of things last night i was
guaranteed that there are alotta boys that would make out
with me and that theres more boys than i know that think im
cute...i cant bring myself to say im cute unless im jokin
around...sigh but people say i am...me n meskill had a
somewhat wierd conversation on making out...i said that no
one would make out with me and he said thats a lie your so
sweet and cute neone would make out with you and hes like
im the one that no one would make out with and hes like
there is one solution to this problem to make out with each
other and i was against it considering we are tight pals
and i dont wanna mess things up...so thats how that
went...then today i had no idea what to do but i sure as
heck wasnt staying home so me n gasior and nikki went out
to orland again! it was funny as all heck then we ate
wendys and got made fun of by the preps that were in there
and then BAM! who shows up there my bro and adam and steve
i was like k were leaving so then we went to random stores
and were loud...then we end up at cubs and holy shit i got
a buddah!! a baby buddah! its soooo adorable and its doin
this pose that i do when i say im "kickin ass" if u havent
seen it ur missin out so i had to throw the plastic bubble
on the ground so it could be born and come out of the womb
and then there were molestors there! they hit on us! there
like hey girls are u ok? and were like ya were gettin
buddahs and then theyre like how old r u im like yea im 16
and im like so stop robbin the cradle and walked away and
then they followed us out and were like do u have b/fs? and
we all lied and said yes becuz we didnt wanna get raped and
this guy handed nikki a card and was all like yea im 18 bla
bla call me thats my number and then hes like i should
prolly not give u that cuz u have a b/f and then were like
yea ok so we go out to the mini and theyre like were goin
to a party wanna go and im like i do not party and everyone
started laughin and they sped off as if they were
cool....geez damn child molestors robbin the cradle...tsk
tsk...omg and then we dropped by blockbuster and the ppl
there thot we were high! its so funny when people think
were high! its awesome cuz were not were naturally like
that...hahahahhahahhahahahhahahahhaa! well i think im done
now im really thirsty...


Jess

*MUSIC*-- Big Wig-Girl in the Green Jacket




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