Micro
My life is peachy.....I swear
MERRY CHRISTMAS
okay, all i have to say is
I'M BACK IN THE GAME, HA HA HA. go me go me. yeah for
me. i am back in the game, yahoo. but anyways. i want
to wish everybody a merry christmas b/c it looks like i am
going to be sick for the holidays. suck ass. but i love
you all.
micro
joke of day:
The FDA is considering additional warnings on beer and
alcohol bottles, such as:
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering when you are not.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is a major factor in
dancing like a jerk.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell the
same boring story over and over again until your friends
want to SMASH YOUR HEAD IN.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to thay
shings like thish.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe
that ex-lovers are really dying for you to telephone them
at 4 in the morning.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering
what the hell happened to your pants.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may cause you to roll over
in the morning and see something really scary (whose
species and or name you can't remember).
WARNING: consumption of alcohol is the leading cause of
inexplicable rug burns on the forehead.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may create the illusion
that you are tougher, handsomer and smarter than some
really, really big guy named Chuck.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to believe you
are invisible.
WARNING: consumption of alcohol may lead you to think
people are laughing WITH you.
WARNING: Consumption of alcohol may cause an influx in the
time-space continuum, whereby small (and sometimes large)
gaps of time may seem to literally disappear.
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