mr_drew

Andrew
2002-12-24 21:36:09 (UTC)

Father Christmas, Give Us Your Money...

My parents accused me of stealing cartons of wine from the
fridge last night. I denied it, using the "you always
blame me without thinking" excuse. "never pick on Rob or
Rich.."

...There was a bit of a grump about that and my Mum said
unless I admitted that I stole the wine, my Dad wouldn't
give me a lift in the morning. I still denied it. =)

(I stole it. =) Tasted alright too)

...I got up pretty early in the morning...about half past
eight. I was awake at about eight and scared that if I
fell asleep that I wouldn't wake up until it was too late
to get ready and go to work. I planned to get a bus in
incase my parents were still pissed about the wine.

I had some Honey Nut Cheerios and listened to some Good
Charlotte with my Grandad. It's funny the way he reads the
lyrics as they're sung. It's really out of rhythm. It's
the way I imagine old people sing pop songs. =/ You won't
know what I mean, probably...but, er...yes.

Turns out my Mum didn't care about the wine and she gave me
a lift to work. As soon as I got in there, a few of the
staff were dressed in Santa outfit things and they kept
shouting stuff about mistletoe at me. =r I'm the only guy
who works there, so I got a bit scared.

...Everyone was in a pretty good mood. I was more so
because it was the last day of having to suffer with the
repeated xmas music. =) I was up and down ladders *all*
day taking down decorations and putting up "Sale" signs. I
nearly killed myself falling backwards about 50 times. =)
I had to hang the signs on little hooks and because I've
got the balance of an elephant on a tightrope, my legs were
shaking like jelly! I managed not to fall, though. I
probably wouldn't have died. It isn't that far down.
Might've hurt quite a bit though.

...The shop closed an hour early and we all went into the
staff room and had a few glasses of wine. The wine tasted
like cat pee, but i drank it anyway. I thought I was gonna
go after one glass, but they offered me another...and i was
like.."nah..", but they made me...so i drank two quite big
glasses of cat pee.

I felt out of place. I was the only guy and they were all
laughing and joking about women's orgasms! I didn't know
where to put myself. The floor's blue coloured design was
very intreguing at that point. =)

...I left soon after.

...Got home after and watched TV...fell asleep infront of A
Bug's Life. I remember trying to stay awake to watch it,
but i kept dosing off. By the time it'd finished I must've
been way asleep. I woke up and started blaming Richard
sleepily about turning my tv off when i was watching the
film. =)

The in my head bit:

I'm not feeling Christmasy. It's Xmas Eve and I feel like
I couldn't smile because it's christmas if you payed me.
*grins* Nope...not working for me.

Maybe it'll all change when the clock strikes 12. Lol.
Probably not.

I'm quite happy, though. Enjoying the rest i'm getting.
I'm not able to lie in like I used to, or stay up as late
as I did before...but feeling like I don't have to do
anything is good. =)

I don't really want to worry about anything now. Er, still
don't know what I'm doing for New Year's though. Help me.
Lol.

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Just listening to some Jets to Brazil and Ben Kweller now.

Night..

Merry Xmas -a- to you.

Andrew.




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