C-Max

The minutes and hours of my life.
2002-12-22 05:06:26 (UTC)

F The LOTRs

I went to see Lord of the Rings with my dad and if someone
asked me to go again I would kill either them or myself,
depending on who they were. I hated every second of it and
my dad was sitting next to me chewing gum by opening his
mouth so wide I sat for two hours creating a blinder on one
side of my face with my hand so I didn't have to see it
because it was so irritating. I finally had to tell him to
stop chewing with his mouth open. Granted, there are some
hot hot guys in the movie but ugh. I can compare it to
snack food: LOTRs is like Zesty Doritos. I like a nice
mellow sour cream and onion and the zesty was burning my
tongue for three hours. Ugh ugh ugh. And what the F - Liv
Tyler was in the movie for like five minutes and her name
was third in the credits?

I used to have a crush on Elijah Wood so to be sleuth about
it I would hang up his posters on the back of my door and
it worked really well until one day my friend closed my
door and I never heard the end of it.

I haven't had a good sleep since I've been home yet. The
first night I was home I didn't get to sleep until 3am (5am
Halifax time) because I promised my sister I would proof
read and fix her history paper and I didn't get home from
the airport until like 1am. Then at like 7:30am I was
woken up by my sister yelling some shit at my mom and when
I told her to shut up she yelled, "YOU GET TO SLEEP ALL
DAY!!" - BITCH! I was up helping HER with HER homework. I
was up every 10 minutes after that. Then last night I went
to bed at 1am and at 4am my mom came into my room because
Silvia (the foreigner) called crying because she couldn't
find my sister. They went to the town over for the night
and there was this huge bush party and Silvia couldn't find
my sister and hadn't seen her since 2am. My parents left
to drive out there to help look for her and my mom was soo
worried because she was fall down drunk and could have
gotten into an accident or passed out somewhere to freeze
to death or someone took her to rape her, etc. etc. I
couldn't sleep until I knew she was okay - there was some
mix up between her and Silvia and it all got straightened
out but christ - THAT'S why I don't get drunk anymore.

I LOVE being home so much. There is so much food here I'm
going into overdrive. I'm the cook now since my mom is
working nights and I've never loved cooking so much because
there is always every ingredient I want at my disposal.
Tonight I made jambalya with chicken, sausage and shrimp -
why?? BECAUSE I COULD. When have I had three kinds meat at
once? MM!

My mom is making me a bedroom in the furnace/laundry room
so it kind of sucks but it's also pretty cool because it's
always warm in there, and I will also have satellite TV
because there is a TV in there and the remote to the
satillite in the next room works while I'm lying in bed.
I've got a phone in there too so I can't complain.

My mom's picking me up to go for coffee with her on her
break so I gotta go. I'm so excited for Christmas it's
killing me. My mom thinks I got her a bracelet. HA!

You'd better not only update once every 3 days or I'll be
pissed because I bet you talk to H every day. Think Ian
will pay the rent on time? Or will a cheque bounce? I
also feel like we tricked Kenneth. I feel so bad because
Ian has the entire house in a complete mess that he made
himself and it's sick and that's the first thing Kenneth is
going to see. Poor bastard.




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