ShadowDawn

aRegretfulSerenity
2002-12-22 04:26:38 (UTC)

wait, teeth cant be wise

wow...
pain sux, dont it?? well, i guess it depends on who u ask,
cuz i gotta bucha masocists friends... this morning i got
my wisdom teeth taken out. i had 6 of them. odd, rite?
hell, ID say so!. ... wait, i juss did... whtevr...
i woke up in the operation room, and dear lord, did i
feel drunk! well, it wz a good drunk, w/ o the hangover
part and queezyish feeling. i think i held my own better
than my brother did in june. he made an ass outta himself,
drippin food and ice cream all down his face cuz he cant
feel it. they had to carry him out of the place with 2 ppl.
id hate 2 see how bad hed be really drunk, even tipsy... it
wz easy for me, i could walk perfectly straight w/o help.
im good at acting sober anyways, so ive had the practice.
u kno those drunk goggles they make u wear in drivers ed
that make the ground tilt at funny angles? well, whn i
tried it, i walked it straight. ppl thought i had my eyes
closed or cheated sumhow. but no. im just good!!. :)
u might be asking, "so whn ur drunk, u can see perfect
and all? no weirding effects??" dear god, no! its just like
the drunk googles! EVRYthing is spinning and tilting! i
juss kno how 2 ignore false senses. aint THAT a talent????
ANYhell, back to the operation...
they put me in a waiting room @ first rite afterwards. my
god, i coulda sworn i was flying!! so i wz sitting there,
thinking how much i luv planes, whn my mom comes in to try
to carry me away. i stood up, and she gasped bc she thought
i wz gonna fall over. but i juss walked rite out.
i luv me!

hehe!! heres my convo rite now w/ kristi:
InnocentSheDevL: well, WAKE UP AND SMELL THE BEER!
silverchairNUT: ok
InnocentSheDevL: hah
InnocentSheDevL: a
InnocentSheDevL: aaa!!
InnocentSheDevL: he!
InnocentSheDevL: hehehe!!
InnocentSheDevL: hee heeeeee
silverchairNUT: what is soo funny?
InnocentSheDevL: the world is spinning!!
silverchairNUT: oh ok
InnocentSheDevL: u member those drunk goggles they make ya
wear in drivers ed??
InnocentSheDevL: they aint far off from the truth!
silverchairNUT: yea, what did you take?
InnocentSheDevL: sum pain killer that got heroine or
morphine in it...
silverchairNUT: OOO
InnocentSheDevL: its funny, cuz it doesnt help the pain
any!!

man!! i luv planes wicked bad!!! with the flying, and the
tilting, and turning, and ups and downs!!
u kno wht sux??? ive got sum kinda chemical burns on the
edge of my mouth from the whole thingy and its like eating
me!!. how does that work?? hehe, it makes my lips look
twice as big...
i hate eatin only mushy food crap stuff thingies...
GAH!!!! THE PAIN!!!
kill it!!!
rite...ANYhell....
im done scarring u... that and the fact that im starting to
miss the keys on the keyboard... stupid pills...
TTYLz!
~ISD~




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