HeyDooder

GayDood
2002-12-18 17:06:23 (UTC)

DEAR SANTA...

Dear Santa,

I was hoping you can bring the one and only thing I want
this year. I've been a very naughty boy just as you've
expected me to be...though I've been awfully nice as well.

What I want more that anything is an Elf. You have so many
working for you, so I'm sure you can spare just one. He
should be tall and cute, and very limber. After seeing
Legolas in "Lord of the Rings" for the first time, I've
been fantasizing more than anything to have an Elf of my
own, and on a few occasions I've done more than just
fantasize. But you already knew that : as the song
goes..."He knows when you are sleeping, he knows when
you're awake, he knows just when you're jerking off, so
make it look good, for goodness' sake!"

(Dear Santa...it's been a very long time since my last
confession. I confess to impure thoughts about Elves...and
I have loved every single second of it!)

If you cannot spare one of your Elves, then perhaps you
could substitute with a hottie from the East Village, who's
willing to get cosmetic surgery on his ears. Most of those
cuties are shaved and wild in the sack, and so
ecclectically charming and sweet, so they're as close to an
Elf as mortals may get, without falling to the Porn
Industry.

As for other gifts : anything that you could accessorize my
Elf with would be greatly appreciated. Some nice clothes
to dress him up in, a leather sling to lay him on and screw
him, lube to...

...okay, well I'm sure you get the idea. Also, please make
sure that he's a kind, considerate and loving Elf with a
great sense of humor and a wonderful heart. Oh, and please
gimme one that loves to hug. That's just as important.

I will leave you some extra Mrs. Field's cookies, and a
glass of Strawberry Quik milk to sweeten the deal.

If you gimme this gift, Santa, I'll be the happiest boy in
the whole-wide World! Merry Christmas!

Love Drew




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