The Calamari Files
well,imin classic simon territory.
actually no i can't be arsed doing this at the moment,
notthat the wounds are too sore (weep) just that it'll
irritate me,and i've got a keyboard that u have to hit in
the dead centre of the space bar for it to provide you with
i leave you with this poem.
O whats the point in men?
Knobs in their pants, but bigger ones on their heads.
Don't give a fuck now-
Undervalue me if you want,
Drink is the best solution
Even double sambukas don't resist my charms
Does anyone understand the true depth of my poetry? i