The Calamari Files
The diary, the diary of fun
i am here with my friend Stuart. He seems to be getting the
lurgy. Oh well.
I didn't do any work today, shocker, as soon as i came off
the net i went to bed till five o'clock, not good team, not
good. I've done about three hundred words. Ho hum.
time for some timesplitters 2 action later, and i'm going
to watch ozzy too.
At HALF NINE.
Right, stuarts mocking my diary in a incredibly irritating
voice, so im going to stop now, and then give him a good
toungue-ing so he gets my devil juice. In his anus. Et