Thoughts to Share
Ok-so I totally stole this from my brother's friend. :-p
But I'm amused by it, so I figured everyone else should be
amused too. :-p
Other Ways to Use the Thanksgiving Turkey:
Attach to a fishing pole, slowly drive around the
neighborhood in the back of a pickup and see how many dogs
From a concealed location, toss in front of a passing car.
When they stop, run out screaming that they hit your dog
Place a speaker inside the bird, and from another room,
amaze your guests with this talking foul
Throw the turkey out the window yelling, "You're FREE Fly
Two words: Turkey puppet
Wear as a helmet, declaring, "I'm TURKEYMAN"
An unexplored cavern for the new Barbie.
Fill it with whip cream - watch the fun.
One word... bowling
As a hood ornament.