kat5831

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2002-11-26 04:36:01 (UTC)

turkey

Ok-so I totally stole this from my brother's friend. :-p
But I'm amused by it, so I figured everyone else should be
amused too. :-p

Other Ways to Use the Thanksgiving Turkey:

Attach to a fishing pole, slowly drive around the
neighborhood in the back of a pickup and see how many dogs
follow you.

From a concealed location, toss in front of a passing car.
When they stop, run out screaming that they hit your dog

Place a speaker inside the bird, and from another room,
amaze your guests with this talking foul

Throw the turkey out the window yelling, "You're FREE Fly
FLY"

Two words: Turkey puppet

Wear as a helmet, declaring, "I'm TURKEYMAN"

An unexplored cavern for the new Barbie.

Fill it with whip cream - watch the fun.

One word... bowling

As a hood ornament.