thefonz24

Touched by An Angel...and my Neighbour
2002-11-25 04:34:57 (UTC)

The Power has shifted.

Feminism at this point in time is dead We shall now give
birth to a new form of popular gender empowerment :
Meninism Lets face it ladies the ball is in your court
so to speak, you have all the power. Now don't get your
skirt in a twist yet and write me a horrible message,
listen first, I would not make this bold claim without
citing some examples. For instance the other night I was at
the local drinking establishment with my pals Nathan and
Mike. Now at this particular establishment the bouncers are
particularly tough on hooligans and I have seen my share of
them tossed out for a simple shoving on the dancefloor.
But, and I do mean but, never have I EVER seen a girl
kicked out Actually just last night I saw at least four
guys get kicked out for horseplay and tomfoolery, but once
again no girls. Now on Thursday, Nathan, Mike and I were
enjoying some drinks at this place and we were mostly
keeping within our trio of friends and scoping out the
place. Well we were on our way outside to get some air,
Nathan lead the way followed by Mike and then me. Well just
as Nathan got out the door and Mike was about to do the
same, a girl came briskly walking by and proceeded to throw
an unsuspecting Mike clear across the room This was
much to the amusment of me and of course the WHOLE BAR
including the bouncers Comparing last night when the guys
got kicked out to Thursday when the same bouncers just
laughed away at the brutality leads me to believe that
women have all the power today. So what should we as men do
about it??? Well I propose that we learn from our
forefathers and lock them up in houses where they can
return to there roots: Baking tasty treats and not talking
so much Hey Iraq is getting attacked for less (Fucking
AmericansDon't even get me started)

Ike Turner

P.S. Who is the most famous abused women of all
time....give up: Mother Earth. Lets learn from the
efficient Germans and treat her right people(especially
you Americans)




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