Ad 2:
2002-11-18 20:08:06 (UTC)

Semper Fi

This is funny:

I have 8-minute dating tonight—gonna find myself a
man! Don’t think I’ll find anything that resembles the hot
piece of ass I had Saturday night though. Correctional
officer, built, jacked, fresh high-and-tight,
ex-marine…DAMN, my biscuit gets sloppy just thinking
about him. The man nearly pounded the curl right of my
bush. He only lives a few blocks from me too. Nice to
have a local booty-call in my back pocket. I gotta hit it

Music: Notorious B.I.G. Ready to Die
Mood: Frisky