*MaNMaDeOFaSHes-

My Perfect Waste of Time
2002-11-15 04:10:58 (UTC)

my dad thinks Im a faggot

How fortunate I am to have a dad who would flip out if he
found out I have had sex with a girl. I was having a
discussion with my mom and I was telling her how I am
(unfortunately) more emotional then the average man. I was
just about to open up to her and tell her why, which would
involve mentioning the act of sex, and my dad walked in. So
of coarse his natural instinct is to find out what Im
talking about. So he starts prying.. and I say that you
probably dont want to talk about guys. .. so he said .. why
would I want to do that?? (my dad is VERY antihomosexual)
and I said exacally. You dont want to know what we are
talking about. Then I thought about how against gays he was
and couldnt help but get a big grin on my face. Then we was
like.. what are you smiling about.. so I walked away
smiling... and then I hear him say to my mom.. oh what was
that about.. and since my mom didnt hear what I had to say
she got a sort of bewildered look on her face. Now they are
giving me really strange looks and keep saying.. oh what..
what are you thinking? Its all very amusing. Especially
since my brother told my mom about how he was kissing a guy
on halloween.. and my mom got all paranoid (hes not gay) and
thinks he might be. So there all freaked out and all I can
do is laugh when they say anything to me cause its just so
damn amusing... okay.. well Ill just goo bye now. Peace.




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