Cold chillin

Bernie Calderon
2002-11-14 18:38:30 (UTC)

Random Thoughts

Song of the moment: "Daylight" by Aesop Rock
Mood: sad yet optimistic

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here are just some randoms thoughts that float in my mind:

-Is the hardness of the butter proportional to the softness
of the bread?
-When shops have a sign on the door 'Guide dogs only' who
is supposed to read it? The dog?
-Why is the phrase 'It's none of my business' always
followed by 'but...'?
-If time heals all wounds, how come the belly button always
stays the same?
-Are unripened oranges called greens?
-Why do teenagers express their burning desires to be
different by dressing exactly the same?
-If a university is a fountain of knowledge, why are most
of the students there to drink?
-If everyone settled for good enough, would things be good
enough? ...Of course they would, because everyone believes
things are good enough. The only reason to change something
is if someone feels it's not good enough. Therefore, if
everyone felt everything was good enough, nothing would
have to change, and things would ALWAYS be good enough.
GOOD ENOUGH?
-Star Wars starts 'A long time ago, in a galaxy far
away...' - Yet how come everything is so futuristic?
-How can anyone NOT read their own handwriting?
-Why is it that when we're driving and looking for an
address, we turn the volume on the radio down?
-We all know the speed of light, but what is the speed of
dark?
-When you've lost something, and ask somebody else if
they've seen it, why do they always say 'Where did you
leave it?' If you knew where you left it, it wouldn't be
lost.
-How come pizza gets to your house quicker than the police
do?
-Is there an Egyptian word for snow?
-If our knees bent the other way, what would chairs look
like?
-Is there another word for synonym?
-If diamonds are a girls best friend, and a dog is a mans
best friend, who really is the dumber sex?
-To save money, should hospitals hire hypnotists to make
patients think they've had their operations?
-Would you ever need an ejector seat in a helicopter?
-If a man who cannot count finds a four leaf clover, is he
still lucky?
-Isn't it a bit unnerving that Doctors call what they do
a 'practice'?
-If black boxes are indestructable, why don't the make the
entire aircraft out of the same material that they're made
of?
-If the police arrested a mime, would they have to tell him
he had the right to silent?
-If somebody with multiple personalities tried to commit
suicide, is it considered a hostage situation?
-If ignorance is bliss, why aren't more people happy?
-Why is "abbreviation" such a long word?
-If 7-11 is open 365 days a year, 24 hours a day, why do
they heve locks on the doors?





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