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2001-08-10 06:38:23 (UTC)

Purple Pigs?? Green Pigs??

Well, there is no logical explenation for the title of
tonights entry. Oh well.

Well this morning i was awakened by my brother
telling me someone is here to see me. Actually it was a
friend i had not seen in a while. We had this long talk and
i felt kinda bad when she left. I did nothing wrong,..i
just felt bad. Well i then just chilled for a while and was
all alone,..so all alone. My mom came home about,..4
oclock,... i was home alone for a looooong time. I felt
like Tom Hanks on that island. I even made up a fake friend
and named him wilson in honor of that ball.(God bless his
soul) Me and wilson , (my new friend) Watched tv, Played
chess, swam in the pool, even played guitar. But eventually
I ate him. (he WAS a block of cheese) Mmmm,....Wilson. So
i cried and boohooed,..hes gone. Oh well. At six i had
band practice,...i played with my heart!!! But thats not
good enough said P. ART. YOU SUCK JOEY!!! YOULL NEVER BE
ANYTHING,...well thats what he wouldve said.
I HAVE A VERY EXTREME IMAGINATION.

I then went with Courtney to the movies and Saw Rush
hour 2 It was even funnier the second time then we went
and got drinks and snacks and i took her home and came here
and thats my day and that is ONE long, run-on sentence.


Names of teachers i can remember

Kindergarten .......... Mrs. Ksidakis .....GOOD
First Grade............ Mrs. Davies........WRINKLY
Second Grade........... ???................I have no remembrance of
this year.i dont know why. perhaps aliens abducted me and caused me
to forget all i remember about it because i was too smart for them.
Third Grade............ Mrs. Sugimoto......GOOD
Fourth Grade........... Mrs. Wyatt.........MADE GUYS ACT LIKE GIRLS
Fifth Grade............ Mrs. Garcia........SOMEWHAT GOOD
Sixth Grade............ Mrs. Johnson.......WORST OF THE WORST
Seventh Grade.......... ALOT OF TEACHERS...MOSTLY GOOD
Eighth Grade........... Mrs. Mom ..........Um....
Ninth Grade............ Mr. Eli............ONE OF THE BEST
Tenth Grade............ Mr. Martonius.......NOT SMART
Elev.Grade............ Homeskoolud........I AM THE SMARTEST MAN ALIVE!
Grade 12.............. Homeschooled.......I forgot everything.

DisorderRatingParanoid:LowSchizoid:ModerateSchizotypal:ModerateAntisocial:LowBorderline:LowHistrionic:HighNarcissistic:LowAvoidant:LowDependent:LowObsessive-Compulsive:Low-- Click
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