Dimitri

The Game
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2001-08-08 07:05:51 (UTC)

Summer is coming to a close.....

and with the death of summer comes some inevitable
events.....

Madam Hollingsworth gets home from her stay in Europe.....
did she not hate me, this would be a good thing...... but
she hates me.

oh.... i understand why she hates me..... i really do.

still......

i have lots of friends..... and i can make plans with any
of them and keep fairly busy..... but the people i would
like most to spend time with on any given day are Meggie,
Mandi, and Katie...... who happen to be Miss
Hollingsworth's good friends...... this should make for
some interesting group events. *chuckles* i guess it will
give me a chance to catch up with those friends i have been
neglecting...... hmmmmm.... reminds me i should make some
phone calls!

well....goodnight to you all..... and here is my joke of
the day (the women in the audience will appreciate this):

In the hospital the relatives gathered in the waiting room
as their family member lay gravely ill. Finally, the
doctor came in looking tired and somber. "I'm afraid I'm
the bearer of bad news" he said as he surveyed the worried
faces. "The only hope left for your loved one at this time
is a brain transplant. It's an experimental procedure,
semi-risky and you will have to pay for the brain
yourselves." The family members sat silent as they
absorbed the news. After a great length of time, someone
asked, "Well how much does a brain cost?" The doctor
quickly responded, "$5,000 for a male brain, and $200 for a
female brain." The moment turned awkward. Men in the room
tried not to smile, avoiding eye contact with the women,
but some actually smirked. A man, unable to control his
curiosity, blurted out the question everyone wanted to ask,
"Why is the male brain so much more?" The doctor smiled at
the childish innocence and so to the entire group
said, "It's just standard pricing procedure. We have to
mark down the price of the female brains, because they've
been used."


*Boos and hisses can be heard from the men in the audience.
They are quickly and violently silenced by their dates.*

~Lafinass~


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