thefonz24

Touched by An Angel...and my Neighbour
2002-10-25 20:20:10 (UTC)

Locked Out of the House

OMG!

Last night I had a delightful evening of drinking and
slumming at Sugars (The local Crud bar) with Nathan, (who
has finally come out of the closet since getting his
nipples pierced)Magrargret, A guy from the army reserves
whose name escapes me and Brian. Anyways, after all of this
I decided to walk home even though it was cold, I was drunk
and last but not least I hate walking. Nonetheless I walked
home. However, upon reaching my front door I went to
retrieve my keys from my pocket only to realize that I
forgot them on the kitchen table. The second kick in the
preverbial balls came as I remembered that Mully was the
only other person home on this reading break and his room
is beside mine, ON THE THIRD FLOOR!!! So after five minutes
of nearly breaking my hand pounding on the door, I decided
the best plan was to throw rocks at Mully's window. So I
commenced hucking rocks at one of the smallest windows in
the house located on the third floor while I was completely
wasted. After about ten minutes of throwing I figured I
made enough racket to wake Mully up or at least cause my
neighbours to call the police. I then proceeded back to the
front door and used my uninjured hand to bang away. Luckily
though, Mully was already awakened by my successful rock
slinging and, putting two and two together in his stoned
mind, figured out that I had locked myself out and that I
was trying to wake him up. So finally after like twenty
minutes I was rescued by my knight in organic armor. It was
a crazy night to say the least diary...


Nicklaus




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