Ozzie

My so called life
2002-10-23 15:08:44 (UTC)

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So I'm doing this in the library cause my comps not working
and the techs are fucking dicks...called last friday to
tell them my internet doesn't work...got a call monday and
he told me to do everything I had already done...so then he
said tuesday hed come fix it...so I fucking sat in my room
all fucking day....no one showed I called back and talked
to some lady that doesn't know a computer from a type
writer and she took my info down, then asked me for it
again cause she couldn't read her own writing.....anyways
I'll stop being mad...been real busy this past week and
this weeks gonna suck more.
I've decided to add some humor in this diary thingy so I'm
gonna do a top 10 list every week, I'll try and get one up
every monday....heres this weeks though

Top 10...Your penis is in trouble if...

10. It has a red clip-on clown's nose attached to the tip.
9. It's in your hand when you tip your hat.
8. It covered in leeches
7. It's under a car.
6. It's covered in blood with severe lacerations
5. It's connected to a car battery with jumper cables.
4. It's in some fat guys butt
3. It speaks french and changes its name to Andre.
2. It's in some woman's mouth, but you're not in the room.
1. It becomes erect.

Think you have one that should be on this top 10 list?
leave feedback then.

Just had to add this...I was in history today and my profs phone
rings...we all tell him to answer it so he does...this is the convo
"Hello....No Jim hasn't had this phone number for 3 years, this is a drug
dealer out of providence....yep no prob bye"




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