Andy

October 17, 2002. Afternoon.

2:30 AM. I've been asleep for awhile.

Knock on the door. "Andy!"

Mumble mumble. "Hold on."

Open the door. It's Jackie. "Hi, Jackie."

"Hi, Andy. Do you have any condoms?"

"Do I have any guns? No, I don't."

"No, CON-doms! Maybe from this weekend?"

"Oh...yeah. Hold on." Get the condoms. Give them to Jackie.

"Thanks!"

Mumble mumble. Back to sleep.

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The joy of roommates.