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Ezoic
2002-10-17 13:14:54 (UTC)

porn talk

men who like BIG BREASTS are...
- playboy and penthouse readers
- alcohol drinkers
- sexually (and datefully [???]) active

men who like SMALL BREASTS are...
- quiet
- religious
- neurotic

men who like BIG ASSES are...
- alcohol drinkers
- athletic
- ambitious

men who like SMALL ASSES are...
- introverted
- sexually deprived
- loners

men who like BIG LEGS are...
- socially inhibited
- shy
- likes big asses

men who like SMALL LEGS are...
- extroverted
- friendly
- easy going

so which one are you?

(.)(.)

every man thinks that women admire their cock, their penis,
their incredible organ.

but...THE TRUTH IS REVEALED...

women don't care about dicks. the fact of the matter is,
they care more about ASSES! ideal male buttocks are
described as 'small and sexy'. (sort of like gale harrold's
ass)

so men...dick SIZE DOES NOT MATTER! so quit it will ya? and
stop comparing the length of your dick to the length of
your mate's dick. sheesh.

(.)(.)

disclaimer: all facts written in this entry has been taken
from a conference held in the university of melbourne on
the 17th of october in the year 2002.

except for this...care of becca:

God created woman, and she had 3 breasts. He then asked the
woman, 'Is there anything you'd like to have changed?'

She replied, 'Yes, could you get rid of this middle
breast?' And so it was done, and it was good. Then the
woman exclaimed as she was holding the third breast in her
hand, 'What can be done with this useless boob?'

And God created man.



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